Stabba Badguyman
If you told me this was in a Hideo Kojima game, I'd believe you.
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Stabba Badguyman
If you told me this was in a Hideo Kojima game, I'd believe you.
I believe in the theory that some brazillian dude worked in Episode 2 and tried his best to troll George Lucas.
Count Doku sounds in Brazil: Count from the ass(this one the team responsible for the dubbing changed to Conde Dokan in Brazil) Master Sifo-Dyas sounds EXACTLY like: Master get fucked(Mestre se fodia).
And the names works, Doku is a huge asshole and Sifo-Dyas only reason to be in the history is to get fucked.
Darth Papi Culo (spanish I know my portguese is non-existent)
Darth P'hap Eecyul'o
Glup Shitto
Motherfuckers name is "SHEEV"
Along with One Whitewoman and Only Blackman.
Meanwhile I'm reeling from the knowledge that there's more than one planet called Ploo
Completely unrelated with Plo Koon
Ploo II
Ploo Two
Pluto
They made Pluto a planet again, sneaky
Whenever my partner wants to make fun of me for liking stupid Star Wars stuff, I hear "Sah-vahj Oh-press" lol
one of the glup shitto Jedi he whacks in the Clone Wars to establish him as a big bad guy is unnamed but officially credited as Master Imagunnadie lmao
I thought Ima-gun Di got got on Ryloth. Either way, the Clones Wars team was cooking with that stupid name lol
I looked it up and you're right, I have no clue who the Jedi that Savage kills are lol
I like Jabba the Hutt's cousin that talks like Truman Capote lmao
What a choice
And who could forget everyone's favorite character, the original baby Yoda, Jabba's son Stinky
And who could forget everyone's favorite character, the original baby Yoda, Jabba's son Stinky
I shit you not, he's going to be played by the guy from The Bear in a new thing
Funnily enough Stinky is coming back for the mando movie
Just a bunch of gleep-glops fizzing around, listening to Jizz
One, I suspect totally unintentional, thing I kinda like about the Star Wars world building, is it seems like most alien species are a bit "whatever" about all the political shit the humans are getting into.
Clearly there are exceptions, you seem some aliens with the rebellion, a few aliens get close to humans and get involved in their affairs (Chewbacca), but it seems like a lot of them just have an attitude of "not really our business". Which is kind of how I expect things would be if we ever ended up in a universe with a lot of diverse sapient species, some would get involved with our affairs but most would just be like "hey I'll trade you some Wagpog for your Dingloo and I don't really give a shit about anything beyond that".
yeah but the thing is that shouldn't be the case because the empire is explicitly human supremacist and uses aliens as slaves and shit so like, aliens should probably care about that
Yeah I suspect the aliens who do support the rebellion are probably those being impacted by Imperial policy. That or they have their own autonomous resistances.
The Rebellion's official name is "The Alliance to Restore the Republic", it's a group of autonomous resistances acting in coordination. This is old canon I think but one of the big ones are the squid people who supply the Alliance with ships.
This is old canon I think but one of the big ones are the squid people who supply the Alliance with ships.
Mon Calamari, yeah, the species Admiral Akbar is. I don't think it's ever stated in the movie, but all the more round ships in ROTJ were theirs, meant to contrast with the much more angular human designs.
I actually knew that but I find it a bit weird now because Andor seems to imply that there were a lot of pro-separatist factions in the rebellion. I think Andor himself was in a pro-Confederation militia before the events of the show.
IDK I guess Neo-Republicans took over.
In both legends and canon Separatists holdouts do play an important part in the early rebellion, but eventually get sideline by the coreworld republicans
Fucking KKKore World KKKrackers coopting genuine Out Rim Liberation Struggles!
There's also probably a heap of aliens who are like "okay I breath Methane and everyday I interact with humans I have to wear this stupid suit, can I just deal with my shit right now thanks?"
This guy is probably exhausted with that shit working for Saw
A lot of it is less “they don’t give a fuck” and more “non-humans are often enslaved or pushed into the criminal world by a human supremacist empire (and republic frankly)”
The CIS was primarily alien by design of palps.
By design of palps but also due to legitimate complaints about a relatively human-supremacist republic
Everyone (rightly) gives JK shit for her names, but George Lucas was just like "I will give the evil guy who's secretly the protagonists father the name 'Dark Dad-guy!'"
There's a very clear distinction here between jowling kowling rowling doing it out of ignorance and spite and George Lucas' doing it out of ignorance and admiration
Admiral Bone-To-Pick
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This is turning the dial to 11, then past eleven breaking the knob off, then back to eleven. This fucks so hard.
i will always like Stabba badguy, he was from one of my favorite clone wars arcs