"sir, the Soviets are surrounding Berlin!"
"no they're not"
also it's somewhat heartwarming how much naked contempt he has for the troops, we must strive to follow Comrade Trump's example
"noooo my deployment's too long, I have a family to go back to!"
"get in the fucking robot shinji, there's an Iranian missile waiting for you"







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guy who runs out of steam in 10 seconds of fighting: "no dude I could totally keep bobbing and weaving around here all day"
whoopsie!
say it with me
DE-BA-SI-FI-CA-TI-ON 