Comrade nodule
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imagine someone finding a tumor in your ass being national news
Man my Dad has prostate cancer and he'd better fuckin beat it instead of this ghoul
Sorry to hear that; I hope your dad will turn out okay
you and me both, thanks
Best wishes to your dad!
Thanks fam 
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the nodule has a right to defend itself
it's a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome
I don't feel like people talk about this enough. That's when he was still kinda lucid
Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden's prostate
he have prostate so it's confirmation he's not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.
Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden at all?
Prostate cancer is Hamas
Well Israel you know what to do!
Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house
There's some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I'm sure of it.
Vaxxed?
imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president's butthole
Don't have to tell me twice.
Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He's not a politician.
It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc...
imagine getting paid like $100,000 a year to talk about Joe Biden's dick and asshole
I would quiet quit.
Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.
"Hello, Mr. President!"
"Hello... Um... Ah... Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?"
Ouch that's gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.
I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! 
(Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)
1 - love that he and the media can finally be honest about his health
2 - really love that the man has taxpayer-funded healthcare for the rest of his wretched life after he won the 2020 on false promises of M4A.
After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager
If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn't be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs
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May it be perpetually tickled by the ghost of Henry Kissinger.
In the spirit of bipartisanship.
Unlimited Cancer on the Amerikkkan Political Kkklass
Cancer coming 10 years too late
60, he was even worse back then
07 to comrade nodule, better late than never
Yeah, good. Okay.
-ule
When I was younger I was taught about purposeful speech. Essentially, will what I'm saying make the world better? Who the fuck thought this was appropriate to send out? It's made my day objectively worse. I'm assuming many others as well.
Receptacle for the puppet controls. 
Tony Blinken's shitty blues rock band covering the CT bit version of Cream's Sunshine of Your Love about shrinking down so you can fit inside a man's ass and pilot him like a giant robot with wires and buttons and levers
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looking into it...
Sorry it was me, he said i could crash
I want to hear what Trump has to say about this right now.
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