Who let the DOGE out?
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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Houthi Air Force is 2-0 despite not existing
Houthi Air Force will all be ace pilots not before long, with Comrades Shark, Orca, and Ocean having several assists.
Lol. Lmao, even.
I cannot tell you how badly I want to watch an aircraft carrier sink
The odds of getting to see that increase everyday
It'd be insane, likely an ecological disaster.
If there's ever going to be a single event the marks the end of the empire, that'd be it.
cnn headline leaving out the best bit.
yemeni armed forces assisted comrade ocean in this one:
A US official said that initial reports from the scene indicated that the Truman made a hard turn to evade Houthi fire, which contributed to the fighter jet falling overboard. The Houthi rebel group claimed on Monday to have launched a drone and missile attack on the aircraft carrier, which is in the Red Sea as part of the US military’s major anti-Houthi operation.
Another F/A-18 from the Truman was also “mistakenly fired” upon and shot down by the USS Gettysburg in the Red Sea in December ; both pilots ejected safely.
Lmao
How many times per year does this happen?
This is why you can't get healthcare in America. Fucking amazing lol
Is it typical for it to just fall off the front?
that's not very typical, i'd like to make that point
It fell off the ship when it was in transport in tow transitioning from the flight deck to the hangar bay. A Houthi missle and drone was fired at the AC which caused the AC to bank hard and gravity did the rest.
usually the front falls off
only if cardboard and cardboard derivatives are used
A missile? In enemy territory? Chance in a million!
Comrade Ocean strikes again.
Womp womp
This is gonna make the list of cool things that happened in 2025 
LOL. LMAO even.
:Nelson-ha-ha:
At first I read that as Admiral Nelson laughing at them. Which is a great image ngl
A glass of wine with you, newacctidk
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mortalkombatwhoopsie.mov
God damn, I haven’t played MK in like 20 years and still heard it in my mind clear as day
LOL. Who’s getting sacked?
tis but a scratch