this is blasphemy. potatoes grow under the earth like THE DEVIL. they have no business being associated with CHRIST OUR LORD like Easter eggs.
Chthonic Easter is a hell of a deathcore band name, though
Mudd Eggg
Be not caught in his gaze, for his eyes are full of darkened stars.
It's like Jesus said: Thou shalt macerate yon malen chicks.
Wtf are we supposed to act like the Easter Bunny lays potatoes now? That doesn't even make sense.
Potatoes grow underground, rabbits live underground. Perfectly logical! 
America is reverting to Celtic Ireland.
Celtic Ireland, with potatoes?
Rtvrn to trnps.
Well they used turnips but yah know, similar tuber vegetable
vegan eggs?
What are we, a bunch of paddingtons?!
I love vegan eggs 
who the fuck uses real eggs for Easter egg hunts? I thought everybody just used plastic ones filled with candy
My (extended) family used real eggs for ours. The hunt was always in a relative's back yard, so it was probably better it wasn't the plastic ones in case some didn't get found. Dyeing them is really fun too, we got pretty creative with them. I think our highest unlocked tier of egg-dyeing tech was dye one color, then write or draw patterns with crayons, dye a second color, then melt the wax to reveal the first dye.
I assume these are for painting and using as decoration.
Coloring spuds for Easter is some bullshit ๐ They grow in the dirty and have multiple eyes are the toxic. Same as eggs.
Reusable eggs that you can put little prizes inside are better anyway.
Invest once and you can use them for the hunt every year!
mmm microplastics
They don't have to be plastic!
This is like one of them 
"in bad country..." memes. How long until we see condom pizza: US edition.
Ill be painting rocks. Potatoes are good eats
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