A Marvel movie written by Hexbear (hexbear.net)

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"They piss now?"

"Uh, yeah. They piss now."

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Hollywood is scared to let me write a superhero movie

They know I would make them non-white and gay as fuck

Also very anti-USA

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Black Panther, but Black Panthers

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

also killmonger is more ideologically grounded and wins

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

*Pisses*

So that happened

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The CIA paid Thandos to kill half the population.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Beanises...assemble."

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Thanos snaps

Half of the population of the universe becomes beanis

New Superhero Names:

Spider-bean

Capitan Bean-vel

The Incredible Bean

Iron Bean

The Green Bean

Dr. Strange-bean

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is literally an episode of the Orville.

this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025

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