I had to look them up but the guy has a fucking podcast because of course he does. EVERYONE IN THE US WANTS A MEDIA CAREER
He was a personal injury lawyer, so yapping was kind of his job already.
i never noticed his bare feet before. ready for combat with the protestors, but not at all prepared to step outside of a clean swept floor to do so. hope those windows behind you never break, buddy.
Bro is wearing full business casual in his without shoes as if he likes it. Business casual looks shit and feels shit to wear why would one willingly west it around their house?
well if he were out there barefoot with an assault rifle in his pajamas he'd look ridiculous now wouldn't he?
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He is secretly hoping the windows break so that he can walk bare foot on the glass and imagine he is John McClane. Gun toting losers are always desperately hoping for an escalation so they can live their fantasy of heroically shooting unarmed protestors.
Really baffling because he has a belt on. Either he got dressed but no shoes or was relaxing with a belt on.
As someone who is currently wearing a belt but no shoes… is that weird? I want my jeans to stay up as I walk about the house but I don’t wear shoes inside.
I guess what I mean is if I’m taking my shoes (and socks off) I’m taking my belt off too so I can sit on the couch. Heck probably the pants too.
I think we have a different relationship with our belts! My belt never leaves my belt loops. TBH I don’t experience any discomfort from wearing denim and a belt all the time, but my partner changes out of her jeans into something more comfortable at first opportunity which I find baffling so I’m aware other opinions on this exist.
The most likely answer to this is that they are actually two very large hobbits.
didnt he run for congress and lose?
Yup
Please please yes. They so perfectly distill a certain sense of American into discrete packages. It’s just, like, so aesthetically accurate.
I'm surprised Trump didn't give them an "official" novelty job with no work in his administration.
Supposedly the guy tried to run for a political office in Missouri and he ate shit, because missouri is not really a state where non-elites are allowed anywhere near the levers of power. Some billionaire failson ended up turfing them out of the primary IIRC.
With almost anyone of any age, I am able to look at them and see them how they must have looked in their prime, young and cool. It feels like I'm seeing the real them. This guy though, I literally cannot imagine that. He was born with that face and that polo.
Is he going to shoot a crowd of people when a brick hits him in the face? How about a hundred bricks?
Maybe there will be a Remaster
Huh I remember this, but I don't remember what it was about. Likely something Burgerbrained
Poor and Colored people had the audacity to march through their affluent neighborhood, where the mayor of St.Louis lives, during BLM protests.
the then* mayor
i thought it was a BLM march going past their house, so they came out strapped to "defend their property"
Is he barefoot? Or just weird artifact?
Apparently they both were
Wtf how have I never seen it brought up before, I guess it's cause most of the msm articles about this they use a cropped picture or it's maybe its a Mandela effect lol
Probably the cropping at the time. But like shoes are the one piece of clothing I’d want if my house was “under attack”. Like AR15, running shoes and naked is more sensible than what they are doing.
He spent so much money on that colt AR to have one that looks like the M16.
And IIIIII wanna be at the R N C, I wanna see Patricia McCloskey.
(Why have you done this to me, I'm not even USian? I love you Hexbear.)
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