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The Sex Files (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago

I thought he preferred reading files when his name was in them.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

I don't think he prefers reading

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

yeah but like… will they be the real files?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

All I care about is releasing the pee tape.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I can't think of footage I want released more that I don't actually want to see

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

all i'd want to see is the article reporting that ms daniels confirms that the malformed shroom shape is, in fact, his.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

He'll just claim it's a fake and his base will believe it. His base has no base.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

As if - he'll claim getting pissed on is masculine, and all his followers will line up for him to piss on them to "own the libs."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ… was urinated on by Mary MAGA-lin. Many such cases have happened. Everyone is saying so. Nobody is more Christ like than me. I’m the most Chris Chan person. That’s what they’re saying, “Nobody is more Chris Chan than Donald Trump, which is who I am. I survived my assassination attempt in one day and I hear he did in three. I don’t which is better, one or three. I guess three, but people are saying one. I said fight, he said forgive them. Fight, forgive. Ehhhhhh. Tomato tomahto. My cousin grew tomato. He knew tomato that’s for sure. He once said to me, “Tomato is powerful.” Very good genes, very smart.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

There's too many of them

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I bet the file would read something like that.

"Our man arrived at Epsteins cell, but the target was already riddled with bullet holes. He also appeard to have been poisoned and also there was a small explosive planted under his bed.

Our man swiftly left. Without leaving a trace"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

She wouldn't be caught dead in a red hat like that.

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