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The Sex Files
(lemmy.world)
I thought he preferred reading files when his name was in them.
I don't think he prefers reading
yeah but like… will they be the real files?
All I care about is releasing the pee tape.
I can't think of footage I want released more that I don't actually want to see
all i'd want to see is the article reporting that ms daniels confirms that the malformed shroom shape is, in fact, his.
He'll just claim it's a fake and his base will believe it. His base has no base.
As if - he'll claim getting pissed on is masculine, and all his followers will line up for him to piss on them to "own the libs."
Jesus Christ… was urinated on by Mary MAGA-lin. Many such cases have happened. Everyone is saying so. Nobody is more Christ like than me. I’m the most Chris Chan person. That’s what they’re saying, “Nobody is more Chris Chan than Donald Trump, which is who I am. I survived my assassination attempt in one day and I hear he did in three. I don’t which is better, one or three. I guess three, but people are saying one. I said fight, he said forgive them. Fight, forgive. Ehhhhhh. Tomato tomahto. My cousin grew tomato. He knew tomato that’s for sure. He once said to me, “Tomato is powerful.” Very good genes, very smart.
There's too many of them
I bet the file would read something like that.
"Our man arrived at Epsteins cell, but the target was already riddled with bullet holes. He also appeard to have been poisoned and also there was a small explosive planted under his bed.
Our man swiftly left. Without leaving a trace"
She wouldn't be caught dead in a red hat like that.
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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