askchapo

Changing my pronouns here is the most progress I've made in transitioning. IRL I still look and sound like a guy and that makes me feel like a fraud :/

I unironically think Big Chungus is funny

I'm very good at breaking phones.

I guess its time for me to get out of the closet. I have an announcement hexbears.... I'm.... Br*tish

I know I know I'll send myself to the gulag

I'm exactly the type of terminally online communist that I upvote people for shitting on.

tell me I'm worthless, comrades. It's the only thing I have left to live for anymore.

I don't even like baseball, I just thought the name sounded funny

I'm not like other girls

People don't know I'm Canadian, even though I mention it regularly and am arguably the most famously Canadian poster on here (yeah, sure, Emma, people definitely know who you are)

i love my bf who is hot and muscular

I've already doxxed myself like 100 times here

I'm straight but I'm married to a woman

Uhh. I'm Barack Obama. And I'm gay*.

*terms and conditions may apply

I'm extremely genuine to the point where I have a real difficult time spreading misinformation on this site to avoid doxxing myself. I also have three dogs and live in Boston.

i am a girl boss i am a lunatic i am a war criminal i am insane. i am the next virgin mary and i am never going to die

I have a wife, I'm a trans woman, and I play too many videogames.

I'm pretty bad at certain aspects of communicating and have persistent weird perceptions of social interaction and etiquette. e.g. I find sugarcoating or otherwise trying to soften the blow of bad news to be insulting/patronizing, and someone telling me comforting lies that I later discover are lies would leave me feeling deeply betrayed. I find it damn near impossible to connect a person's emotional state (which I have become hypervigilant for in seeking any signs of rejection) and the reason for it in the moment, and might only understand later on after analyzing all the different factors.

(99% sure I'm autistic but I'm pretty sure I've stated that outright a bunch)

I'm autistic, and live in constant fear of making social gaffes or misreading people and ending up ostricized. 🙃

I got involved in organizing and Im still terminally online, someone please help me

Depression and isolation from others.

I've never read the Book of Mormon, despite growing up in the LDS church. If I understand the terminology correctly, then I'm merely culturally Mormon.

I'm actually super fucking shy and awkward

I'm a Terran from an alternate universe.

I'm very slightly less annoying irl

I might seem friendly, but my strongest opinion is that I think the Hero of Kvatch is an asshole.

I think it's pretty obvious that I am the one true leftist