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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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just saying. me and sorosfootsoldier are in it to win it

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

hey looks like i joined the same day as you, cool

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at this old fart, you probably had an account on the Reddit. Nerd!

smuglord

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Actually no pathetic I lurked reddit thank you

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

you know, this whole time i havent had an avatar. i have maintained my irc integrity.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is like my 5th account where my opsec gang at

I remember the whimsical lil jackhammer animation when the site was under construction

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah same, this is my 5th account too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Same I was here on day 1

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

what the fuck i was left off this list???

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too generic username, next time do a rhyme like a b c bour geoi sie

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

haha imagining joining in October 2020

only unimaginably massive dorks do that zane

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You are merely kind of old, you don't get access to the Chapo.Chat senior's discount.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm the queen of having No Life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine having a discord. I was in the know without a discord mari-smug

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

that would require having friends, which solidifies my position as the queen of having No Life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FUCK! You beat me by 14 minutes!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Honestly, not even among the first 2500? Such a youngster.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got you beat by one whole day! smuglord

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

My personal 9/11

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dusting off this old account just to say: same

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

same. can't believe i'm older than all the Real Posters. absolute madness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

July 28th because I didn't know the website was up for a couple of days sadness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

wow so you're basically a carpet bagger

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

tfw you will never be a pissmancer like dirt_owl sadness

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, one thing I have over that notorious owl!

That and bladder control.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I can control it I just don't want to

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was a day wunner for real, but that was on my old stupid account

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

IT'S TRUE I SWEAR I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

This join date is all I have, please don't make me sacrifice it to the god of opsec

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

My Canadian girlfriend that goes to a different school and none of you know had a day 1 account.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

july 26th baybee!!

i really need to give this one up but i don't wanna

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

7-26 💪💪💪

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m a new bluesky account and what is this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People are joking around the about @[email protected] joining the site a few months after it opened rather than when it launched (July 26, 2020)

And a bunch of people who joined early on are also showing up to the thread

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I too, like the Owl, am an October ChaCha baby, with Libra rising.

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