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I can only assume that by “dream collection” they are talking about the act of collecting your hopes and dreams to smash them up and turn them into shareholder value

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lots of wasted space here, I bet you could have minimized on cost and maximized on ROI by just building a couple of multifamily buildings instead. I would have thought there might be zoning issues causing these structures to be built, but after a few minutes of research, that area has "no zoning" and thus has no specific regulations it needs to abide by. What a weird "choice" to make here. You have to sell the American Fantasy of "homeownership" at any cost, right?

Trying to sell people this:

when it's actually this:

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just want to say I appreciate the effor that went into the photoshop here for a one off

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

haha thanks, I needed to kill time at work today.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Don't understand why it seems like american developers don't want to build rowhousing

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

What if we built combloc sadness housing, but we spread all the blocks around like Legos on the floors of god's living room so they had none of the advantages of apartment blocks and also made them cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, and also isolated them in the burbs.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

they look like two story shotgun houses.

amazing how far we've come to build less sturdy versions of substandard worker housing from the Deep South 100-150 years ago.

reminds of the ironic brag "We are tomorrow's people."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Watching the shotgun house get gentrified right in front of me, in my own city, has been crazy to watch. Ridiculous what people will pay for

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why not apartments/terraces? Seems stupid to have them detached at that point.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Because in an apartment you’d never get to wake up to views like this 😍🥰

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

not to mention the freedom to grill in your very own 30 sq ft back yard

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget all that awesome yard maintenance so you don't piss off the HOA.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

i mean 10 minutes a week with a pair of scissors looks like it'll suffice

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

I see that the designers were inspired by the Japanese internment camps

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

If you told me this was the back side of an outdoor display park for sheds, I wouldn't even question it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Possibly due to insane regulations that make it impossible to build apartments... but easy to build single family detached homes.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

The American Dream is to draw a line in the dirt and glare at your neighbors from behind it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I wish I knew what that meant

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Groverhouse is a memed-upon house by a guy who chronicled his house building online. The guy who built it knew enough how to erect a house in the first place, but had no sense about a house SHOULD br built, so it came out looking like a mess and with genuine problems, like electrical not being up to code, weird foundation exposures, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

Tbf "nightmare" is also a type of dream.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Okay those houses look like shit, but I will point out that the ground being all torn up and piles of construction debris being everywhere is pretty normal for mid-development complexes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Clearing the waste and doing landscaping will transform it from a mid-development complex to a mid development complex.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

for the love of god i beg you just paint it anything other than grey

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How are Amerikans supposed to feel at home in it if it isn't painted like an aircraft carrier?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

uh I thought communism was when grey monotonous constricting living quarters what gives

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

USAmerican houses look like such shit

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

It reminds me of the housing in The Jungle, but it's missing the raw sewage river.

Edit: https://www.lennar.com/new-homes/texas/san-antonio/converse/flora-meadows/dream-collection/felton/walkthrough

One of the plans at $147k / 850ft^2 / 259m^2. It's comparable to the $50k tiny houses sold on Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's currently missing the raw sewage river. Give it 10 years

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

To be fair, these at least have water power and at least some insulation. Those Amazon tiny homes are basically sheds with PVC pipes sticking out of them.

That being said, they're still being sold at like a 10x markup

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Why are there so few windows and why are they so small? It wouldn't be terrible housing if there was greenery, few cafes and shops around and the whole thing was more lively but that won't fly with American zoning laws.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This the kinda housing you see in a movie, taking place in the USSR, that was critiqued as being "too on the nose" anti-commie propaganda during the red scare

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't think that lands. The common critcism is people being packed into apartment complexes "like sardines" which obviously doesn't apply for this, the mistreated goldfish equivalent of housing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The american mind cannot comprehend apartment housing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

communist sardine tin can packaging vs. glorious individualist 8 gold fish bowls next to each other

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

With my god-given 2 square yards of monocultural lawn

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/08/ted-cruz-texas-senate-conspiracy-theories/

Although Agenda 21 does not have the force of law, right-wingers believe the treaty’s sustainable-development precepts will force Americans to live in “hobbit homes” and forcibly relocate residents from rural areas into densely populated urban cores. “Agenda 21 sounds like absolute crazy conspiracy theory nut stuff, but it’s not,” explains Glenn Beck. As Cruz puts it on his website:

How could ted-texas do this?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

is it actually cheap for the floorspace tho

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Some of these don't have garages, which is kinda wild for something that's at the very high end of car dependency.

death to america btw

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Going from the pictures it was constructed in gm_flat so I guess you just leave your car in the endless field surrounding your townhouse with the worse heating bill

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

the world really is turning into Minecraft, most glaringly with our architecture

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

In a vague way it reminds of the ticky-tacky houses in the song Little Boxes

Little Boxes

A huge difference is that the ticky-tacky houses were bland and generic but nice. Those depressing gray houses look like they belong in Japanese internment camp - to steal a joke from this thread.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why did we stop putting windows in houses? Is the window tax back? Can we get some fucking light going on? Look at the sides of the houses, it's gonna be utterly dismal in there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No clue if this is why but there's an interesting design aspect to setting up a neighbourhood so everyone's windows don't just look right in at each other, a lot of developers don't give a shit so instead of doing that design they just leave out windows. Easy peasy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Americans doing the racist Mexico filter irl but for the burbs

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Any idea how much they're going for?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

christ this is bleak. you bulldozed the thornscrub for this? couldn't even make them singlestory?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Whoever build these has never seen a house. These are the equivalent of that lion in Sweden made by the guy whose never seen a lion.

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