I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?

Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

"Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass.... Is that why you two get along so well?"

Or on a more realistic note I'd ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he's using to justify his actions.

It depends. Am I armed?

Can I please be seated anywhere else

I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

"Bet you can't end world hunger"

"Excuse me?"

"So, Bezos was right?"

"Now listen here you little shit.."

"One day a man invited him into a richly furnished house, saying 'be careful not to spit on the floor.' Diogenes, who needed to spit, spat in his face, exclaiming that it was the only dirty place he could find where spitting was permitted."

How's your family?

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."

Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?

I'd ask for his wife's number

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

"get out of my sun"

I’d ask him how his values were so easily changed by a comedian and his roving troupe of rude boys.

Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

"How many of your kids hate you?"

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.