Microblog Memes

I’d ask him how his values were so easily changed by a comedian and his roving troupe of rude boys.

Does this rag smell like bromine to you?

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

Move my seat behind him and flick paper footballs at the back of his head.

Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?

Lean over and whisper in his ear, "everyone hates you."

Something that would just..utterly fuck his brain for a while. If there was something that would motivate him into an Ebenezer scrooge character arc, I'd be so down.

If I had stealth techniques available to me, i would consider it.

You do realize, until you get help, you're always going to hate yourself; you'll never be happy. Right?

"How was it servicing trump?"

It depends. Am I armed?

Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.

Can I please be seated anywhere else

Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

I'd ask for his wife's number

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

How's your family?

"Please stop headbutting my fist"

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."