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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Woah, we got a real badass over here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Nah, just got a lot of knives. Mostly use the Ka-bar for opening cat food and food packaging, because I have destroyed so many shitty folding knives. Also I use it for opening bottles.

As for the artery thing I was going to make a choke about Musk having a weirdly thick neck but I forgot it and just kinda left the comment.