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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

The base game was standard global war on terror apologia, but the expansion pack ends with the US finally learning to get their nose out of everyone's business after the USS Reagan is destroyed by a stolen US super weapon, and China becoming the unipolar power of the world. inshallah-script

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

It will look real nice when it's done!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Middle Kingdom = Middle Earth Elevensies confirmed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I WILL BUILD FOR CHINA!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

And they took that literally

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And collapse from iron deficiency

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

Whichever one of you’s got the lathe, don’t forget curry-space

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

Ak47s for everyone!!!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh i remeber the GLA ! It was such a well designed rebel faction , and it precursed VIEB and Tunnels in a way one has to really respect in Hindsight.

They even had sucide Bombers which is why they had to censor the game in germany and replace them with suicide drones..

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

and the "Armed Mob" ! and you could upgrade up the Mob with Ak's and Molotov cocktails.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

AK-47's for everyone!

That quote is just burned into my brain forever

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the GLA workers upgrade was that you bought them new shoes or something like that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thank you for the new shoes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of reading/listening about the experience of YPG volunteers from abroad where they explained that you had to purchase your own gear and weapons from the black markets so most of them were fighting ISIS in flip flops and trainers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good close toed footwear that doesn't rot or fall apart is almost as important as food for running a war. : (

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some of the stereotypes like the SCUD missiles, Chinese hackers etc. were really on the nose lol.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

The entire game was censored in Germany, all the soldiers were replaced by androids and robots (like Half-Life 1). And I think it wasn't an actual drone, but rather a barrel of TNT and RC car. China was renamed to Asia Pact and the US to Western Alliance. GLA was renamed to IBG (Internationale Befreiungsgruppe - International Liberation Group).

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone googled "Terrorist Logo" and gave it the ol' flip horizontally

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's not an exact copy (game, irl), but I'm willing to believe some :fedposting: threw prompts into the :torment: Nexus until a suitable one fell out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And here I was giving the :fedposting: some intelligence points...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

The CIA is wholly unoriginal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Nothing stops the mail!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NO FUCKING WAY. Next you are going to say they actually have Generals named Dr. Thrax, Prince Kassad and General Juhziz.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

General Jizz 😭😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New technology available General:

Arm the Woke Mob

37 pronouns for everyone!

(sorry posting this again, I just thought it was such a good joke for old C&C Generals players)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Angry mob sounds

WE HAVE NEW PRONOUNS!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Nehehehehehe nobody stop the ~~mail~~ gender

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

CAN WE GET A GOD DAMN BAUDRILLARD EMOTE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Toxin GLA + tunnels + toxin terrorists then harass with angry mob while sending the terrorists from the tunnels to take out production

Depends if they're on generals or zero hour i guess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Remembering when the worker speed upgrade finished the gla worker would say "thank you for the new shoes" lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But this was the logo in my bfs and my versions doggirl-sweat

Is it different in the americaland version?

Edit: my bf "as far as i can tell goggling, this is the logo of the restructured GLA from the cancelled game Generals 2 cos that's not in my game".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's the GLA logo for the cancelled Generals 2 Game. In that game they were actually Global and had agents from Russia, Europe and Latin America

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One part of me is sad it never got a sequel but like omg it was soooo racist lmao.

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