drank a cuppa chocolate milk
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1 ) Sex. It's uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I'd play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost
Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy "Bilbo Baggins" song while scrubbing between my toes.
Grouch.... Baggins....feet....Hobbit Feet. 
Secret is safe with us Danny. Glad you're here.
I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker's get to have fun sexy shower times.
I tried to be all sexy and romantic once and take a shower with my ex but it wasn't big enough for the two of us so I got out and sat on the toilet and waited for her to finish before I got back in and finished myself. 
My last girlfriend lived in what was practically a mansion and I swear to god their fucking shower was the size of my current apartment. Granted I have a very tiny apartment but that was the biggest shower I have ever seen. You could have a full on orgy in there. (Also yes we totally banged in that shower.)
You could have a full on orgy in there.
Next hexbear orgy spot confirmed.
One big ~~union~~ polycule
an orgasm to one is an orgasm to all
See, this is the better solution than trying anyway.
That just sounds adorable
Adorable sexy-time 
Parallel play
I'm in the shower right now, so, posting on Hexbear, I guess
I used to sit down at the end of my showers and do the whole Tears in rain monologue lmao
DUE TO WOKE cam in the shower is NO longer weird!
In college my dishes didn't fit in our dorm sink and I didn't feel like going to the kitchen down the hall to wash them so I'd take them into the shower, which was in my room, and wash them.
Folks told me this was gross. I still think it wasn't...I was cleaning myself in there and now also dishes so what it's the cleaning location.
I do agree it was weird as fuck though.
That's not anywhere near the most disgusting thing I did in college but that's a different thread.
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You wash your vegetables in there too?
When I was in college I fermented large batches of apple and grape juice concentrate into something that could be called wine and I washed my equipment in the dorm showers. Definitely weird but I never got an infected batch so it was clean enough.
This is literally a Seinfeld bit
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Waterbending.
This is not weird this is required
I read in the shower one time. I put my paperback novel between the glass and the cabinet behind so it was propped up, and sat on the floor and read. I got out to turn the page once but the book got super wet so I just read four pages. I think it was a Pratchett I had to return to the library the next day
Reading this comment i felt progressively worse from reading in the shower, the precarious setup, turning a page and getting the book wet, until I died inside seeing it was a library book.
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When I first moved out of my parents and into a tiny studio I refused to use the landlord's washing machines and dryers in the basement of the building for some inexplicable reason so I hand washed my clothes and bedding and air dried them. My comforter was too big for the sink so I cleaned it by getting undressed, putting detergent on it, and wrestling it in the (standing) shower until it was thoroughly soaked and soaped. Then I'd rinse it off and wring it out as much as possible and hang dry it.
Guys will literally wrestle their comforter in the shower before going to a laundromat.
When I was in student accommodation, I didn't share the shower with anyone or pay electricity bills, so I liked to turn in the shower, turn off the lights and just sit for a long time. It was very nice. But very bad environmentally and financially
Idk but my roommate in my college dorm would regularly eat yogurt
Edit: I almost hope someone eats yogurt in the shower bc of this
I wash myself with soap and water
Weirdo 
I've washed my workout clothes by going in the shower with them. Doing a bit of laundry in the shower is one of my audhd life hacks.
This makes sense to me why not. Shower is for cleaning things. I've certainly washed hand wash only stuff in the shower how else you gonna wash them
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Amd tbh I've done far weirder things than this in the shower, alone or with others. But none are such that I would share them here.
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Took a nap in the tub with the shower head on.
That just sounds pleasant and cozy
It really is. Not great for the environment but if you live in an area where clean water is cheap and accessible there's few things more relaxing.
63 comments and no "Your Mom" jokes?... smdh
Jerked off with cheese whiz while dressed as Abraham Lincoln
This is not true I refuse to believe this is real
In order to get in and out of my shower I have to step on a carpet which has a bunch of kitty litter sand/rock pieces on it (it's right next to the kitty litter). Every time i go to the shower I have to place a towel on top of the carpet, because otherwise kitty litter rocks would get stuck to my feet
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