this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would like to clarify that my upbear of this post is not an endorsement of Joe Biden for president in 2028.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I would like to clarify that my updoot of this post is not an endorsement of the meta nature of this post but rather because it was topical and gave me a sensible chuckle

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I would also like to clarify that my previous comment is a "bit".

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Biden ain't going to be alive in four years.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what makes it funny

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If he had actually died and they managed to Weekend at Bernie's him this election he probably would have won.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

he can still win if we vote for him

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what about the other Biden?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Jeb Biden, Jill’s new husband, heeds the call jeb

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You underestimate the power of modern medicine for people who have money. Also he doesn’t have to sit the full 4 years, he just has to win.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're gonna need to build a Golden Throne for Biden where they sacrifice thousands of Dem interns and volunteers daily to sustain him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

WTF I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Bidenist now? I'm a huge MLB fan, let's go mets!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Correct! Biden is the only candidate who can defeat trump

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Only one who ever has

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

52: Juan Guaido (as Emperor of the United States of Earth)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It ain't Joever yet!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Honestly I'm gonna assume this is what's gonna happen

It would be by far the stupidest possible future, and that means it's most likely

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

If Trump doesn't run again in 2028 they don't need joe biden, who as we all know, is the only democrat to NEVER have lost an election to DJT

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lathe-of-heaven

Kamala fully becomes a republican, and then the next 4 terms are Kamala/Hillary after Biden's seconds term

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Bronzer and Benzos on. Bronzer and Benzos off.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

this but slap in a pic of the crypt keeper for Biden 2028

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Year of four presidents but it's just the same two guys swapping back and forth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Actually Biden will be the 49th. He will be VP for AOC who gets shot by yamagami who has been released for good behaviour