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I was explaining this to my daughter in quite simplified terms the other day- we evolved to taste sugar and enjoy it because finding a sweet edible plant meant we had a source of energy to help us hunt that day. Pretty useful if you're a hunter-gatherer.

So we seek out sugar. Now we can get it whenever we want it, in much more massive quantities than we are supposed to be processing. Most of us are addicted. I'm not an exception.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I really need to quit chugging ragu... That's so much sugar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do we break the habit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Evolving back to not having this inborn acquired taste?

No but seriously, just sheer will and keeping an eye on what we eat. Buy raw ingredients and cook for yourself. Make high quality food with what you can afford. (Basic ingredients are cheaper anyway.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I wouldn't recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it's just not economical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

SKULL SKULL SKULL SKULL!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean a jar can be as cheap as $2 -$3 if you're having that as a meal I'd argue it's pretty economical

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you'll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don't get any pasta.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

But you save on the need for needing detergent since the tomato acid will decalcify the bowl (I don't understand chemistry)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Always check the labels for the ingredient list. The order of ingredients corresponds to how much of each ingredient there is.

When your "diet yogurt" has more sugar than milk ingredients, its not diet yogurt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

These companies want to load every packaged food with sugar. They need to be regulated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's not necessarily the companies in this case at least not for the tomato sauce.

It's deceiving how much sugar is also in natural, unprocessed and healthy foods.

According to Google there's about 2.6g of sugar in a 100g tomato, and it takes roughly 2200g of tomato's to make a jar of sauce the size of a 680g jar of ragu, which according to their nutritional facts has about 43g of sugar in the jar, whereas the raw tomato's themselves would have contained about 56g of sugar.

It takes a lot of tomatos to make pasta sauce. Even a little sugar in one tomato adds up quick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are regulated - their nutrition label tells you exactly how much added sugars there are. You can't really regulate how much sugar can be in "sauce" before it's no longer considered a sauce (like subways bread being legally cake) because sauce is incredibly broad and already includes dessert sauces anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you use canned pasta sauce instead of making your own: screw these brands. Newman's Own is way better than all of these and is often cheaper. Bonus: 0 added sugar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sugar in many products such as yogurt is not very useful and just added for flavor. In pasta sauce though, the sugar is added in order to cut the acidity. No one buys pasta sauce for its sweetness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

It's also fairly little for the size of jar.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I love how none of these comments account for fiber, something you won't get from granulated sugar but which you will absolutely get from any actual fruit, which at least one of these yogurts actually references in its label.

Fiber is not only good for you on its own for your gut health but will slow the rate of absorption of sugars, preventing sugar crashes and allowing your body to make use of the carbohydrates over time. It affects the glycemic index and is why real whole wheat/grain bread doesn't give you a sugar crash.

Source: The ability to read and the knowledge of the existence of diabetes

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is why I make my pasta sauce from scratch. Plus it tastes way better letting the natural sugars in the tomato get all roasty toasty.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't even get why sugar is added. Tomato sauce is already sweet on its own.

My wife and I like to get a local brand because it's honestly the best I've ever had. Each serving (3oz, 85g) is 15 calories.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Not only it tastes better every time, the flavors in the homemade sauce are way more pronounced than the ones that are supposed to be in the bought one

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shout-out to Rao's for actually not having a whole lot of sugar and being genuinely one of the best pasta sauces you can get in a jar. Add a little Tabasco sauce and red wine and let that simmer for an hour or so and it's perfection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Decently priced at the bulk shops too.

[–] [email protected] 193 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

I might advise not downing an entire pound-and-a-half jar of spaghetti sauce in one go.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stay away from me and my Prego Traditional chug jug.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hmm that's super interesting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What is this referring to Natural sugar or added sugar? Normally the yoghurt doesn't have added sugars beyond what were presswnt are in the milk originally.

For sauces you can easily read the labels and find which ones contain added sugar, at least in europ it's mandatory listing that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's added sugar - and yoplait/chobani add a lot of sugar. Yogurt with no added sugar has no more sugar than the milk used to make it does and it is mouth-puckeringly tangy. I make my own yogurt and you pretty much need honey with it to make it palatable with fruit (some people eat unsweetened yogurt without the honey... Those people scare me)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Greek yoghurt (first picture) tastes fine with out added sugar but only the normal fat one 5%, if you remove fat then yes you need to add something..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

I de-sweetened my palate over time. I don't add any sweetener to my yogurt (made in an Instant Pot) . That said, I ferment it for 8 hours because I don't want it too tart. It's perfect for raita or tzaziki. For breakfast uses, I add cheap vanilla flavoring with fresh fruit. Not scary at all!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yoplait and Chobani definitely have extra added sugar.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is why I make my own fresh tomato sauce. A single pound/half kilo of ripe tomatoes and about 15 minutes, you can have a fresh pasta sauce at home.

Them little old Italian Grandmothers ain't wasting all day to slow cook a tomato sauce. Unless they want to show off. They got lemoncello to make and drink.......

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Interesting, Rao's became my favorite brand of jar sauce once I tried them. I wonder if the difference is mostly the sugar content. Expensive though.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Have I lost track of what memes are? Or is it the children who are wrong?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Yeah, you've probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Damn, that's a lot!

takes another swig of Prego

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Sugar is half bad, half good: the glucose part causes no harm and whole body can use it. The fructose part on otherhand is bad and has to/can only be processed by the liver first.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

If you eat Siggis yogurt, there is a full-fat option with barely any sugar that is way, way, better. I don't typically like yogurt, but like it. Add honey if needed.

I happen to be eating it right now.

And don't forget bread. So much sugar in the US..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Subway bread is considered cake in Ireland.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (13 children)

To be fair, if you make pasta sauce from scratch you're going to be using a fair amount of sugar to balance the acidity of your tomatoes, so I don't find pasta sauce a useful demonstration.

But you're still making a good point. Once you start making stuff yourself, you really see what isn't required.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that's probably why I don't like jar sauce.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (8 children)

You get it from different sources. Breakdown of onions and as someone else mentioned, carrots. Balsamic vinegar has some. There's other sources as well, I'm just blanking on them.

But agreed, I rarely add actual plain sugar to my pasta sauces.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I don't eat any of those. I definitely eat a lot of stuff that's bad for me, but I've been eating less on purpose and walking more with my dog. I've lost a lot of weight because of it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That seems about right for sugar contents for such foods, especially since the yogurts have berries in them. I dont quite get what point is getting made, most fruits and berries have a good bit of sugar in them. There isnt anything inately bad about sugar, maybe when its high fructose corn zyrup but thats kinda its own thing. Also tomatoes are a berry.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You're perfectly right. And it's not just about energy, which there is a lot of in oils and proteins too. In nature, the sweetest things you'll get are different kinds of fruit - all packed full of vitamins, antioxidants, fiber and whatnot. And they're seasonal, so if you don't eat them right away, you're going to have to wait another year. So our taste makes us eat as much as we can. Sugar, of cours, is cheating.

(I just happen to be on my way to buy some pastries.)

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