Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn't want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

Considering it's only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I'm probably screaming

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

Lady in red. It's a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.

"Look again."

looks

"Fuck, I wish you'd stop doing that, Morpheus."

Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.

Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.

Second 1: introduce myself

Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

Second 3: obtain phone number

Second 4: go on date

Second 5: head home with them

Second 6: get touchy

Second 7: undress

Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

That's because you have big jugs.

I mean, your boobs are huge!

I mean, I want to squeeze em!

Mamma!

Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...

I wouldn't say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.

Nothing because I'm taking the stairs

"I can be done in 7."

I don't understand. What's a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?

Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I'm so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.

Nothing. It’s eight seconds and both of us are probably going to be glancing at our phones anyway.

Get in the lift.

Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

Sharpie my number across her tits and give her "double-guns" on the way out

This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those "you have 24hs with me" ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.

If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

Going down?

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

"Nice uhh, b-leather we're having, uh."

cry, drop my spaghetti and run out

You don't have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

Nothing, I don't like small talk with strangers.

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

Tip my fedora and say M'Lady