Any minute now the startup will take off.

Those colours are totally radishcal!

I cut a few slices of bread, place them on a big plate, shred cheese all over them then microwave til the cheese melts. Then pour some ketchup on top.

DON'T JUDGE ME! 😭

Meanwhile USA is stealing Venezuelan oil. Good job everbody. 👍

Hi, gay and five. I'm dad.

So Santa's elfs are actually asian children?

And you need to buy a subscription or watch an ad before you can flush.

It's not just amateur nography, it's professional nography.

Reminds me of

Ackchually, oil is mostly from plant matter.

That's a really big penis for a man.