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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Please understand how small an elevator is, and how big fireball is. Your party is begging you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I smile casually then turn slightly away from them before sitting down crossed legs facing away, trying to focus on my romantic web comics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot to roll for initiative!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Combat hasn't been initiated. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Famous last words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"haha roll initiation for what? im in a elevator :p"

Chadbro slowly begins to turn. A smirk creeps across his face as he stares daggers into my soul.
He draws a broadsword

"Oh"