If you've got to prep for a job interview either way, then you might as well do a few more.

A part of me has been hoping for Presidential Alerts that look like demented tweets, so that everyone switches to FOSS phones.

Simply write a script to cycle through thousands of URLs. The whole company will get identified and then nobody has to retake the training.

I'll delete the failure report without reading that either.

Ostensibly it isn't, look it up on Wikipedia.

There's benefit of the doubt, and then there's gullibility.

After terraforming Earth, we should begin the process of terraforming Mars by nuking the fuck out of its core to restore its magnetosphere. Doing this properly will take us thousands of years.

We've got universal translators now, so you can make Frenchmen sound British, for some reason.

IMHO most countries could still accomplish this. There's just no political will for it. Mars is worthless to most people before terraforming, and now we need to terraform Earth first. How can we expect to fix Mars if we can't stop ruining Earth?

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I have one rich friend who does, but to fair he's a leftist who got rich from his own labor.

The Republicans have been the party of inflation since the Nixon Shock. If the money in your pocket is dissolving, then you're encouraged to invest in businesses to save for retirement. Then once you're dependent on those investments, you'll defend them.

They want every American drowning in debt. They want us living paycheck to paycheck. They want us to fail and then call us lazy, irresponsible, and financially illiterate. The purpose of a system is what it does.

Delusion can survive a lot of things, but losing everything can help.