Why would they not be included?

I don't know how everyone else missed the obvious solution here.

Simply immortalize your obituary and image as an NFT, linked with the QR code. Not only is it saved forever on the blockchain, but also visitors can dynamically track ownership of your soul.

To be fair, Apple doesn't actually exist. His believers just attack you if you copy His Ideas and refuse to pay the tithe.

Half of us are OK with destroying the world because we'll be rewarded afterwards.

K.I.S.S.

One's salary and career will advance more quickly by job hopping. Loyalty isn't just no longer encouraged — it's actively punished. You'll get a pay cut every year despite your productivity going up.

Those are fun and dated now. The streaming services won't leave anything after the profit is gone.

We didn't get to the end, but I played in a "Dragon Queen" campaign where we were protecting the kingdom from evil dragon-worshipping cultists.

D&D is also popular in the military and overlaps with WH40K players. The Satanic Panic is a distant memory - it's a family activity in community centers.

He sent me to Wikipedia, I did his work for him, and then he said he wanted to be convinced some more. 😜

Less bullshit, not perfectly credible

Therefore those tax numbers were 100% accurate all of the time.

I'm not sure we're on the same page here