IMHO all of our advertising talent died in 9/11. Ads used to be a lot cooler, funnier, and higher effort during the days of antenna broadcast television.
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But then we'll get conquered by Russia or China! Just imagine what that would look like. We'd toil our lives away for a handful of oligarchs, get executed in the streets, and be shipped off to death camps. We'd have sham elections with no impact on public policy. Your ability to obtain nice things would depend on an arcane and opaque scoring system run by nefarious unseen overlords. There would be literal slavery.