Hey this technology we're using right now is cool!
I wish today's AIs could learn and evolve, then they wouldn't suck so much.
Downvote away but if you look like that you need to be funny and cool.
Republicans are reactionary, establishment Democrats are conservative.
Of course, who likes men but doesn't like sea men.
It's hard to find a girlfriend while you're in Maine.
Wow you weren't kidding!
Since nobody asked, I want a decent vegan Philly roll.
The Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus are great examples if you're raising kids. "See how eager everyone is to lie to you? Take note of this feeling. Our world is filled with lies just like this."
Kids already have a tremendous sense of wonder, don't feed me that line. My son thought lava was imaginary and was overjoyed when I informed him it's real. People forget how bizarre our situation already is.
It's legal to wish he gets fucked to death by Gritty of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Don't you see? They've domesticated us. The other apes would've beaten the billionaires to death by now.

Maybe the Fediverse is just the shape of things to come - our opinions are malleable, but given a choice people might gravitate towards better sources of information.
For example most people look at ads and think they're immune to advertising. Given an actual choice, they'd probably want the same experience but with no ads. They're going to use a website that works with the website(s) their friends use.