I can 100% imagine someone delivering it as written. After each like there's a pause just long enough for you to interrupt each other.

Anecdotally I'm an American who agrees. Our culture needs to adapt. To be fair, the internet informs me that I'm not a true leftist because I don't want to keep putting pigs in charge of the farm.

Uh oh, this guy is ranting about elections. Must be one of those January 6th supporters. /joking

As long as competition stays high

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In case anyone else was curious, 23% of men and 19% of women have cheated.

I thought it was normal too! Both my spouse and I have cheated on past significant others when we were young, I guess we deserve each other.

Thanks I'm cured

I just stopped folding. Ain't gonna happen. So my clothes are a little wrinkly in the morning.

Situation: I have forgotten the original task from 5 minutes ago. Why am I holding this sponge?

Dammit, now I need to carry around a little note in my wallet, so that violent busybodies don't steal my corpse from the necrophiliacs who found it fair and square.

"It's the same as mine"

We are a million bazillion years old.

Or at least post the strain