Why not?

Your credit rating has been docked accordingly.

We're selling our labor to employers at $20 an hour. Lord knows what they charge. It's heinous. They're selling our own fat asses back to us.

It sucks how everyone needs to pick one.

Modders are hard at work making GTA run on the Oblivion Orrery.

I actually hope people do pirate the software I write for a living. I just have bosses because we live in a stupid economy with imaginary property. Most of my labor is stolen anyways, I just want it to help more people.

Unless there's some horrible disaster in the coming decades that will kill billions and harm wealthy old people less.

Everything is political and bicycles even more than average. You're riding a tool of feminist liberation and protecting the environment.

I'd rather a few people be annoyed at my rants in 2026 than a lot of people die from my lack of rants in 2126. If you want systemic change, then it helps to demonstrate that it's feasible.

I'd like to hear about your illegal options.

Even that is better than driving everywhere.

Ooh is that over yet? I loved the OK gesture! It's better than thumbs-up because that can also mean "let's swim upwards" or "sit on my dick" in some contexts.

Well, let's see how the rest of the first world does. The UK isn't far behind.