Computer nerds cheat zero one or infinity times.

He might have lookalikes

Aranaktu only accepts gifts, we would incur His wrath.

They've already built their own underground prisons, we can just pour concrete over the entrances.

Call me a sucker but I honestly believe the Democrats could lose the left, and they know it.

To be fair, it's much more impressive to pronounce Wąbrzeźno.

Even that's awfully charitable. The S&P 500 going up would be visible and accessible to nearly everyone. Instead they insider trade and make money from swings in both directions, on individual stocks. Nancy Pelosi is a good example.

Maybe they'll sell us some rope

Or what? What will we do if AIPAC fucks with the 2028 primary?

I feel like a cauldron would help.

In case anyone needs to hear this: never accept the counter offer. They want you to leave at a time that's good for them, and see your pay increase as a temporary inconvenience until they hire your replacement anyways.

And I tell my employers this too. Nuclear deterrence only works if the enemy knows about it.

Exactly. They can't prove that God doesn't exist. They've never even taken a theology class, let alone finished a degree and bet their entire life on it.