The ad would be memorable and hilarious if it showed both couples celebrating.

In the darkness they lurked, until their time to rise once again.

Waiting.

Watching.

Weight Watchers.

This is the compromise! The CEO is the whipping boy for the shareholders.

Rampant censorship. Even posting it here makes things harder for the admins.

Saving this meme, even though anarchy fails to financially reward people for memes.

Next problem in the world right now: trash dumping.

It's defending higher power with anecdotal evidence, while the thing in the anecdote is being made worse by that higher power.

I did answer the question. Now you're moving the goalposts from lighthouses destroyed, as per the meme.

climate change that the Army defends and creates directly

I imagine if it was 100% womanly figure instantaneously, it would mess up her web slinging muscle memory. Like when you try a sport you last played as a child.

the Epstein files

If everyone else would stop being stupid and vote correctly, then my idea would be great!