Why, is that not a thing? Do they have backups who can vote for them?
No, it's a capitalist first world. Let's shine a light on where the first world actually ended up.
The same machismo that makes someone accept a challenge would also make them select deadlier guns.
There's got to be some weapon that's impossible to aim, takes no skill, and kills instantly. Something to make it a 50/50 chance with no lingering injury for the winner.
Yeah I'm really loving the central bank right now
On Windows, can I rebind the start button to just open a folder with a bunch of shortcuts?
The abstained could've been sick or at war that day.
Sometimes people with really stupid beliefs will dance around saying it clearly because on some level they know how stupid it sounds.
Evidently it's more important to Africans than it is to us.
Tim Apple doesn't actually need to do any of this. He can just walk away.
I hope they don't bother to prosecute the case.
If you eat a pop tart you will die.