Burgerlander hospitals are resorting to using soy sauce instead of saline, due to a fluid shortage caused by the facility that makes a majority of the saline supply getting wrecked by Helene.
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The wokes are injecting soy directly into the bloodstream! :frothing-fash:
I assumed most Americans' veins were filled with soy sauce and gravy
Bill Gates and ICP? Well my minds made up
She really is building a bipartisan coalition. Maybe next it'll be Jack from Jack in the box.
Hard times are awaiting Iran. I won't pray for them since my prayers have completly backfired so far.
Bernie Sanders to stream with Pokimane and Valkyrae in support of Harris
The Tuesday night stream is aimed at addressing concerns among Democrats and their allies that the left is giving up critical organizing spaces online.
This is how Bernie can still win. Also, wtf? There was legit a cat person vtuber in there lol.
This guy used to write for Bloomberg, and people pay money for his opinion blog now. He discovered this after proposing a three state solution to the occupation of Palestine, and after accusing the NYT of faking the CT scans of the kids shot by IDF soldiers.
US pundit class: wow have you seen this Wikipedia website? This is insane.
Even if you just learnt about it why post
One must stay posting, it cannot be otherwise
How the hell did he not know this, it's one of the first things you'll learn about when researching Israeli apartheid. People pay to read the nonsense this guy writes when he can't even do basic research? Also it's not just interfaith marriage being illegal, it also mandates that only religious marriages are valid and secular marriage is invalid, the guy STILL can't read even when the words are highlighted for him! Screw it, we should start a hexbear blog. Also lmao at him using Wikipedia as some sort of bastion of truth.
It's called learning sweaty, I thought we were pro-education here.
Why is this dumb photo op so funny lmao, absolute state of this unserious country
Working at McDonalds and getting shot.
Life of the average American in a nutshell.
Also, undeservedly failing upwards. Truly, the American Dream is well and alive.
This is pretty funny but to get really stupid heads of state you have to go to australia.
Chomping raw onions.
Welding with the mask up.
It’s funny because it’s spiritually true. America is run by president hamburglar and we all know it deep down
The most powerful executive office in the world, commander in chief of strongest military the world has ever seen, in service of big corporation, serving junk food to consoomers. The pottery of it all is quite a sight.
He hit the reverse Dukakis
I feel bad for libs (this one time) because they don’t get how funny it is
This is a sign that the United States is entering its Gorbachev era.
mcdonalds kills the USSR and USA
Because we love it when the King of Burgerland waves to us from his royal balcony.
This is the climax of capitalism and politics reaching their peak at the same time.
The President of America waving from a McDonalds drive through! As American as apple pie!
This sentence is going to live rent free in my head for a while.
Today marked the start of the important 2024 BRICS summit in Kazan, Russia Federation. Below is a selection of videos showing the arrivals of many important world leaders.
Chinese President Xi Jinping’s arrival: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/china-arrival:9
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s arrival: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/modi-arrival-airport:d
South African President Cyril Ramaphosa’s arrival: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/sa-arrival:4
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian’s arrival: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/iranian-president:c
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s arrival: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/maduro-russia:4
And a bonus video: a crowd of supporters greets Xi Jinping: https://odysee.com/@RT:fd/welcomexi:9
I can’t believe Trump would do this
Allah punishing McDonald's for Trump's transgressions