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[–] [email protected] 271 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's not weird. That's how functional societies reconcile when they aren't subjected to endless propaganda and fear mongering.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, it is weird in the sense that it is unusual. But that doesn't make it bad, in fact it should become more normal.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I'd go so far as to say it's bad that it is unusual

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i came to say this. being friends is healthy and normal.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm just so fuckin burnt out on xenophobia and i feel like that shit got pushed on me a lot growing up.

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still don't think the natives got the good deal here

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who's to say?

I was going to joke about an Amish casino, but then I remembered the move Kingpin

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Migration leading to mixed cultures instead of genocide and colonization. Americans: "This is so weird!"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

“In this here melting pot, we burn away all our differences until we’re left with only the pure white flame of Christian nationalism.”

I had to put the statement in quotes because while being hyperbole, it’s not too far from how some people think, and I don’t want to be confused with those folks.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That actually sounds awesome

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

The true American dream

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need photos this sounds adorable

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

This post has been up an hour and we have no fucking information this is unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't think jewelry wearing is compatible with the Amish conception of propriety and modesty but I'm not going to say it wouldn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My grandpa rents some of his fields out to an amish guy who also rents a lot of other fields in the area. The amish in our area are known to be pretty loose with their rules so my grandpa wasn't surprised when the guy showed up with combine harvester but he was kind of surprised with how new it was. My grandpa asked him how he could drive a combine when they weren't allowed to drive cars. To which the amish guy responded, "Well, I don't actually drive the combine; it drives itself. I just sit in it."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like the Amish would be ok with a robotic vacuum as long as it charged itself from a solar panel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Quite possibly. A lot of their electricity aversion stems from avoidance of relying on an electric grid owned and maintained by outsiders.

(Which to be fair is also pretty based)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Jewish people on Sabbat vibes.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Most based Amish dude I've ever heard about.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Good for them. Culture should evolve.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The "rules" the Amish live by are determined by the Elders of that group. They can be quite strict or fairly loose. And can vary by a fair bit from colony to colony even as neighbors. Cell phones can be fine for one group and be forbidden for the next.

Like some much in life, the rules are open to interpretation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw some Amish or similar community teens freaking out in a Sheetz over the touch screens. They were having so much fun.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Maybe it depends on the branch of Amish. I’ve heard the ones in the Midwest are a little more relaxed than the ones in Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone's just making shit up based on their feelings anyway, let them do as they ~~wilt~~ will.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Really depends on the community, some have cars.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (8 children)

That's not weird, that's how things should be. Working together.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

anon discovers cultural exchange

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is part of the agreement to trade fashion accessories?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

isn’t that a part of every agreement

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

As a father who raised 4 daughters, you try and stop a young woman from wearing jewelry, perfumes, and even makeup. That's a fight you WILL lose every time.

You should see the dating scene. A young Amish boy holding hands with a young Native walking down a hallway, (or vice versa). It ain't right I tell you.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yes but only among girls.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

This is local politics in action. In a federation this is protected. In a federation this could also be forced on all federated states or banned. In a federal system it is also allowed that damaging actions are outlawed or embraced and cherished by the state. It is all imperfect but the entire idea is the hope that all the various levels of legal authority check and balance themselves for the benefit of the people and are accountable to wrote law.

I am just writing this for people to maybe remember that this is how a federation (see: The United States of America) is fundamentally supposed to function.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Weird, but hey they ain't hurting nobody, so meh

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