NineMileTower

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I added the Trump Unity Bridge bastard just now.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Those kids are at MOST in 3rd grade.

Here are the approximate word counts for each book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: ~77,000 words
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: ~85,000 words
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: ~107,000 words
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: ~190,000 words
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: ~257,000 words
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: ~168,000 words
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: ~198,000 words

In total, the series contains around 1,082,000 words across all seven books.

They would have had to read the entire Harry Potter series. They would have read "War and Peace" twice. They would have read about 80 Capt. Underpants books. They would have had to read about 50 Goosebumps books. A book for a 3rd grader typically consists of about 20,000 words, so in 10.5 months (school year) they would have to read almost 5 chapter books a month. Impressive at that age.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Same in MI. BIG GRETCH!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Who is dumber? Trump voters or people that can't decide if they want to vote for him or not?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

.....but will vote for him anyway.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That motherfucker been broke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Hook. Forrest Gump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I loved that movie. DON'T watch the sequel. Don't do it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wouldn't fuck with Travis Kelce's girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open ~~shellfish~~ human fucking skulls.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Kamala stole my ideas on the economy. She's a Marxist. She stole my ideas though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (5 children)

mom was so brave

 

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Cruisin' (lemmy.world)
 

I took a picture of this dude with my CampSnap camera in Detroit.

 
 

I keep seeing videos lately of grown men posing as children online and baiting individuals to public spaces and either assaulting them or recording/exposing them for content. While I don't mind the idea of a predator being outed, the idea of grown adults posing as children online seems unsavory to me. Especially if their end goal isn't to protect children, and is to provide content for views.

Obviously, being a child predator is wildly immoral and illegal and their actions are not what's being debated.

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