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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here I was, thinking this was gonna be someone who was tired of The Onion

Meanwhile, yeah, I'm sweating some shallots for French Onion dip

They're a nice allium!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you can get a big bag for practically nothing, I was recently contemplating onions and they're probably my most used vegetable. Goes in just about everything, eat them raw, fry em, put em in a stew.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Gotta give it up for em

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shallot enjoyers are the crack enthusiasts of the onion world hunter

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The government is finally addressing the sentencing discrepancy between stewed and roasted shallots.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

onions are so good goddamn i gotta make some onions. love to caramalise that shit mmm yummy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I love onions. yummmmm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I fucking hate onions, but I'm interested in using them in sauces and blending the ever loving fuck out of 'em.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking hate onion

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use them when I can make them fit without actually having to bite one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair, I'm the same with tomatoes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I do it with pretty much all of them. It's a mix of texture and flavor. Bitter hits me harder than most.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I fucking hate onions

MODS MODS MODS

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

i got a line on some 100% vidalia that will put you off your face. right off the fuckin' truck.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Onions are so fucking good. They make almost every savory dish better.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Onion man got what I need

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

onions good, americans seem to hate veggies almost as much as minorities

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

if user is brit, then this still applies

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Name a dish made worse by onions. Go on, I'll wait. Forever

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Boiled/raw onion with anything rice-based

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

worst thing Paulie ever did in goodfellas was telling Vinny to not put too many onions in the prison dinner sauce AyyyyyOC

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I started saving the bulbs from green onion I bought at the store and planting them.

Now when I make soup or sauce I mow a little patch of turf I grow in my window 🍜 🎋

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hell yeah it's free onion and it looks nice when they all get long.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah that goes hard. I should start growing some window onion as well

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd like one raw vs. carmelized onion struggle sesh plz

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Real onion enjoyers like both

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like asking me to choose which child I love best.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I couldn't eat raw onion for years after I was forced to eat multiple whole raw onions in college. Still can't really but it doesn't make me nauseous anymore.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eww were you hazed in a frat or something? wtf.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Yes, and we were all in a small room sharing one big trash can to vomit. The onion fumes were maybe the worst part.

Looking back, it was honestly a little traumatizing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it at least a shrek themed frat?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

In ogre frats they force you to eat an entire raw apple.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just a little communal torture to build brotherhood. /s

We stopped all the bad stuff the year after that, and the onion thing was probably top 2 worst.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Was your school the place from Holes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

god I hate frats. so stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I love onions so much, whether as accents in a mirepoix or just a load of caramelized onions in a thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That sub is onion erasure and I won’t stand for it.

but also :

because you’ve shown interest in a similar community

what other veggies is that poster practicing their vile hatred on?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

onions r delicious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because Reddit, I'm getting massive "onions are a figurative stand in for undesirables" fash-coded vibes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah but what does it actually mean/what do they actually mean by it? not just what you assume.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I don't really care, you can probably go see for yourself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to hate onion but then my brain matter corrected itself

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (8 children)

For real though I hate onions why the fuck do they put them in literally everything.

agony-shivering

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You should get into Buddhist vegetarianism

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No offense but I don't believe you or any other onion hater. Alliums and their flavours are in practically every dish of practically every cuisine on the planet. Saying you don't like onions is like saying you don't like water.

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