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[-] DJDarren 207 points 10 months ago

As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 10 months ago

And echidnas.

I'm not sure if I'm and echidna custard or platypus custard kind of person.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Dark.

Also. Where can I try some?

[-] DJDarren 29 points 10 months ago

DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.

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[-] [email protected] 134 points 10 months ago

Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

fedora themed music starts playing

Do be do be do, bah
Do be do be do, bah

[-] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago

No stomach? Hadn't heard that one before

[-] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago

If something is too weird, some of the oddities tend to get overlooked.

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If I remember correctly, they don't have mammalian glands and instead "sweat" thier milk for thier young.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

They have glands but no nipples.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

They must have glands. Unless they have milk for blood.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Why... Wh- what? Do you sweat blood?

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[-] [email protected] 87 points 10 months ago

They also don't have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

The milk pools in grooves on the mother's abdomen, allowing the young to lap it up.

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago

The UV light thing wasn't discovered (or at least published) until 2020.
Phineas and Ferb ended in 2015.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Valid reason to bring it back.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago

It is worth mentioning that when the first stuffed sample of platypus was sent to Britain, the scientists thought it is a joke.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago

No stomach?! Does food go straight to the colon?

[-] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I went down this rathole.

They first grind up the bugs they eat in their mouths, then they have a chamber with bacteria which further reduce their food, then their intestines finish the job.

ETA, since you all are such curious cats:

https://wildlifefaq.com/platypus-stomach/

and

https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

so whats the chamber between the mouth and intestine called?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/

The fact is that the platypus’s digestive tract does include a small expanded pouch-like section where one would normally expect a stomach to be located. The platypus’s stomach doesn’t secrete digestive acids or enzymes (Harrop and Hume 1980; Ordoñez et al. 2008), but does produce a mucus-rich fluid to assist nutrient absorption in the intestines (Krause 1971). Following on from the discussion of grinding pads above, it would seem that a platypus masticates food so thoroughly in its mouth that little additional processing is required before food reaches the intestines. Also, because a platypus consumes numerous small prey items over a period of many hours, its stomach doesn’t need to have a large holding capacity to accommodate infrequent large meals.

Sooo, "gullet"?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

A pseudo-stomach? IDK...

I think since it's using bacteria and not acid, it's not a "stomach", just performs the same type of function.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

Yes, platypuses lost their stomach during evolution, so they basically grind food using gravel and their beak before sending it to the intestine, which has taken on some of the functions performed by stomachs in other animals. Source

[-] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like the universe got lazy and hit the "Randomize for me" button instead LMAO

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Seeing living platypus is high on my bucket list, I'm still not convinced it's not a hoax

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

You can just go see one at the zoo; they're usually with the marsupials and chupacabras.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Ok who’s got pics of the glowing platypus?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

And that's the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

Creationists: gOd WoRkS iN mYsTeRiOs WayS

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

It's also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

And Dan Povenmire was the first to discover the florescence. People Perry the platypus was more scientifically accurate than you thought.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

It's a Pokémon. And so far, the only one with at least 4 types: water, poison, flying and electric. How the fuck can you even counter it?

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

I'm curious now how a mammal develops in an external egg. The process seems so weird.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Bin parts build

[-] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

When you cheat and choose all the perks in the character creator.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

They also have spikes in their hind legs that they use to deliver an extremely painful venom that can paralyze small animals.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Venomous? But...if not friend, why friend shaoed?????

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