DJDarren

joined 1 year ago
[–] DJDarren 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This meme makes no sense because SMB93 is a masterpiece.

[–] DJDarren 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yep, there’s a bunch of Klan meets you can happen upon, where every attendee you kill nets you an increase in honour.

[–] DJDarren 21 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Also, you can murder random Klan members and increase your honour.

[–] DJDarren 4 points 2 days ago

I’m picturing David Mitchell saying this.

[–] DJDarren 5 points 2 days ago

A masterpiece! Bravo!

[–] DJDarren 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blocked and reported for using naughty words.

[–] DJDarren 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m pretty 1337, but can’t see shit without my glasses.

[–] DJDarren 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m enjoying this from my £28 a month 100Gb 5G contract that includes the cost of my iPhone.

(and which is about to drop to £10 a month because I’ve paid off the phone)

[–] DJDarren 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah, Vine was top shit.

[–] DJDarren 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hear me out though: nardo grey.

Motherfuckers took metal coloured paint, and made it look like fucking play dough. And rich cunts had it sprayed on their fucking Audis and we were all supposed to take them seriously?

Nah.

[–] DJDarren 4 points 1 week ago

As a fat lad, I’d get maybe a year out of my trousers. But I’d probably get 20 years out of my t-shirts. I just had a clear out last weekend, and finally threw away a bunch of old t’s I don’t wear anymore, some of which were pushing 15 years old.

[–] DJDarren 4 points 1 week ago

I have an LG, which is…fine.

But what I do like about it is that I basically never have to interact with its OS. 100% of my content is watched through an Apple TV. I turn it on with the ATV remote and it goes immediately to the correct HDMI input.

 
 

I remember in 2007, buying my first MacBook. It came with an enormous 2gb of RAM. I asked about upgrading it. The guy leaned in conspiratorially and told me that Apple's RAM upgrades were a rip-off, and that I'd be better of buying it elsewhere. So I did, for half of what Apple were asking.

This is a grift that Apple have had for far too long, and there's a part of me that's convinced that their move to soldered RAM was to stop people upgrading after the fact more than it was about SOC efficiencies.

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[Daring Fireball] I Wonder (daringfireball.net)
submitted 2 months ago by DJDarren to c/[email protected]
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Swiping in Finder (self.apple_enthusiast)
 

Can anyone shed any light on why you can't swipe back and forward in Finder with a trackpad? The option in Settings allows for two finger swipe between pages in eg. Safari, but that doesn't extend to Finder, and I can't work out why?

I've been able to activate it using BetterTouchTool, but it seems like a truly bizarre omission, considering how much Apple have optimised macOS for trackpad use.

I don't know why I've never really thought about it before, but now I can't stop...

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Bishops Waltham palace (thelemmy.club)
submitted 8 months ago by DJDarren to c/[email protected]
 

Well, what’s left of it.

 

First up, I realise that Automator does so much more than Shortcuts. But my question is: why?

I have a couple of spreadsheets that I want to be reminded of once a week so I can keep an eye on the dates they contain. My stupid ADHD brain is likely to forget to check them, and a reminder is only as useful as whether I'm able to act on it at that moment in time. So I've set up an automation to open them up at a specific time. Given that Shortcuts on macOS doesn't support automations (as far as I can tell), the only way to do this is;

  • Create a shortcut that will open the documents I need to open.

  • Create an automator application that uses a bash script to open the shortcut.

  • Create a calendar entry where the alert is set to open the automator app.

So I guess I want to know why Shortcuts (for macOS) can't run automations, why Calendar can't open Shortcuts, and why Shortcuts didn't subsume everything that Automator can do? Who at Apple thought it was perfectly right and proper to have to distinct and powerful apps essentially offering the same functions, but that neither of them fully encompass the abilities of the other?

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Flat Roof Pub (thelemmy.club)
 

Thought you lot might want to know where you can buy a polar bear cub.

 

As much as I don’t like negative threads, there’s one thing in iOS that really irritates me, and I want to air it…

Pressing and holding the tab button in Safari to access tab groups, should have a haptic response.

Because it doesn’t, I often end up opening the tab view instead, so I have to huff a little, hit Done, then try again. I don’t know why it annoys me that it doesn’t because none of the other buttons in Safari do, but I feel like it should.

No, I have not contacted Tim Apple about this. Yes, I probably should.

 

I've been using the free version of Cold Turkey blocker on my Mac for a while now, but it doesn't offer an iOS/iPad app, so there's nothing to stop me from just picking up my phone to fuck about online when I should be working, so I'm not keen on spending £30 on the full app.

There are other alternatives like Freedom.to, but they want £3 a month / £25 a year, and there's a bit of me that rejects the idea of having to pay a recurring fee for the maintenance of what is essentially just a glorified IP block list. It feels kinda predatory, like those of us with ADHD have been fucked over by apps and sites being designed to be little dopamine boxes, and they have the only solution, but we have to pay for it.

So, do any of you use a similar app? If so, what, and how much does it cost?

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