No, creeper is the scamp merchant in Caldera. He's easier to find, but only has 5000 septims

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Creeper

I could be wrong, but as I understand it Halal is Kosher, but not the other way around, since Muslims recognize Jews as a people of the book.

I know my grandfather got a ridiculously good deal on the property, but damn it would have been nice if his summer home, and my parent's home was somewhere other than Indiana.

(Ridiculously good deal as in 28.8 acres with a house and a half, plus a few barns that were built between 1844-1850, for $10,000 in 1948 or 1949)

Nope. The wings are weighted so that the bird is perfectly balanced on its beak. You could set it on a pole and it would do the same thing, just didn't work on a table because the wings tail and belly would be what touched the table.

Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been ~~kosher.~~ vegan.

Did you check the mudcrab merchant, and creeper to make sure you didn't sell it to them?

I don't speak Boomer, but I think I got the punchline.

Why stop at politically? He's actively trying to kill us, and openly admitting it. It would be self/community defense.

Looks like you had a really good light rail system up until the late '70s?

https://allcolumbusdata.com/rail-transportation-history/

I'm assuming Judge Doom got involved at that point and paved over the lines

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

-Commissioner Pravin Lal

-"U.N. Declaration of Rights"

Edit: unfortunately I can't see the meme, but between your title and description, you reminded me of that quote.

Rather Lovecraftian, that.