I can't believe the leopard would eat MY face.
Lindsay Graham
ShaggySnacks
joined 1 year ago
I love glue on pizza. It's up there with molten plastic on pizza. The plastic gives the pizza a nice tangy flavor and really lets the cheese stretch.
I can't believe the leopard is eating MY face.
- Ben Shapiro
The hypocrisy is a feature
Votes come into 2 groups:
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Partisans, who follow politics to a degree, informed, and already know who they are going to vote.
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The Masses, they don't follow politics. They may watch the debate and probably going to decide who to vote on either one issue or on "vibes".
Elon "Why don't women love me, I'm a Nice Guy!"
Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.
I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he's totally forgotten about them.
We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.
Elon "I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives."
Fucking gold star idea, Elon.
I support to billionaires fighting to the death. Winner takes all. Everything and anything is allowed in the fight. The only rule is that the both billionaires have to be in the ring.
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Gay Republican leader shocked to find his fellow conservatives calling him a pedophile
(www.lgbtqnation.com)
Photo of a couple with one of them wearing a black t-shirt that says "I'm very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me.
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A photograph of Ernie smiling quite happily. Ernie is holding a plant.
Text underneath says I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again.
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Top image is Poochie on a bicycle slam dunking a basketball in a radical manner. The Sega logo is covering Poochie's face.
The writing on the bottom of the image says "Sega does what"
The bottom image is Ralph Wiggum sitting at a Coleco computer with an image of a cat and the letters C T. Ralph is trying to spell CAT.
The bottom text says "Super Nintendo Chalmers-Don't"
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Hate ages you faster.