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[–] 254 points 2 years ago (19 children)

It's hard to decide which line was his biggest flub, but I'd have to give it to "I have concepts of a plan."

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  • [–] 171 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "I got involved with the Taliban" simply isn't a phase I thought I'd hear from a candidate, in any context.

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  • [–] 76 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    My favorite was "transgender surgeries on illegal aliens"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    This one is the highlight for me.
    Are "they" performing surgeries on prisoners and Trump sees them as aliens?
    Or on Illegal immigrants and he sees them as aliens?
    Or aliens like 👽🛸 aliens?

    Ah, so many possibilities.

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  • [+] 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'd be inclined to agree. "They're eating the dogs" is also a good contender to anyone not into misinformation and racism

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh so thats why there's an uptick of eating live pet memes today. I was wondering wtf was up with that.

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  • [–] 209 points 2 years ago* (12 children)

    The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting "SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON." It's like being at grandpa's for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he's talking about Kamala's communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

    EVERY MONTH

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?

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  • [–] 137 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s also funny how him acting normal included accusing democrats of performing abortions at 8 months and also murdering babies shortly after they’re born.

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  • [–] 108 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What's scary is there are a ton of people who think he was coherent through the whole thing and deserves their vote still.

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  • [–] 92 points 2 years ago

    I've had to cite this story too damn many times.

    After the pussy grabber tape came out, a Conservative woman went on The View TV show to defend Donnie. One of the other panelists kept saying 'pussy' over and over. The Conservative woman finally had enough and demanded that the other lady stop using that offensive term.

    They'll fly the 'POW/MIA' flag and still vote for the guy who likes soldeirs who didn't get captured.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    Can you imagine how other leaders play him like a cheap violin.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Acting normal for 3 minutes would be a record for Trump.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    *puts on nerd glasses*

    Like feeding a mogwai after midnight.

    Then like sticking a sun lamp in front of the cocoon and putting it on strobe the minute the gremlin comes out.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Knowing that Banksy is working on his next masterpiece is one thing; seeing that masterpiece revealed for all and sundry is yet another.

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