TheColonel

Is this a joke?

Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

As someone else said, kudos to you.

What a well worded, concise, and accurate comment. And said with warmth.

Oh god is this AI!?

Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

Probably Kid A, although I have memories so firmly attached to it that I don’t know that I’d want to.

In prison!

Such an incredible line.

I was more thinking literal work for hire mutants using their powers solely for profit.

Hell yeah! Mutant Capitalism!

In this context, it means you need to read more carefully.

Tell that to JD’s Mamaw

You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

That’s because it’s implied that this is how she knows she’s straight.

If JD, much like his treasured Mamaw, wanted to suck dicks, he’d know he is as gay as she is straight.

I am so curious about the details of this job posting.