He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.
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Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen
He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.
He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.
One of my chuddiest relatives, who is also a 
stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.
Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it
Oh yeah, same chud started talking about escape rooms at the same time. 
Was this fella cryogenically stored at one point?
He has a self-described "man cave" that hasn't had guests in like a decade because he's that offputting, like telling old men at a dinner party about how extensive his Skyrim naked/sex mod collection is (sort of like a poorer Notch), so in a way, sort of.
He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.
The fucking ZYBERTRUKKK is based off of some really old computer game about designing cars and that blocky-ass design, according to the game's assessment system, was "perfect" and he never let that go.
s not mistaking what a game said for reality: challenge level 
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The doge meme is laughable but what's more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it's routinely expected they'll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.
he thinks he can make an organization more efficient
He turned Twitter from a 44 billion purchase to a 10 billion and dropping liability and his narcissism compels him to go bigger than that.
Must... not... have... accelerationist... take....
Inside you there are two Kelly archetypes. 
Most Divorced Man In History
tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post
I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe 
mods! mods!! I don't like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!
For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image
When he's so insecure that he needs to have the treat printers produce "cooler" versions of himself for selfies, again and again and again 
Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.
I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in 
So to get an idea of what it would look for 
to get any kind of position in US Gov't, we should look at Argentina - with 
being the worst case scenario.
Do I have that correct?
EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.
I think the comparison is apt, though I wonder if Milei's stans see him as a humanity saving super genius or not.
I do know he shares the hobby of posting glorified versions of himself made by LLM treat printers... like showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.
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The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.
Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in 
The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.
The NAFO thing reinforced that.
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FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.
So like, yeah it's insanely cringe.
But he's got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)
Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.
Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.
to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/
to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/
And lots of "WOW COOL NEON AND ALSO HOT WAIFU" treat hogs. 
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Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?
He's very efficient at making the K-hole.
got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)
I would certainly trust the divorced guy with a giant fake gold chain with “efficiency.”
Is that an AI-generated image, or a photo? And which would be cringier?
It's another LLM-printed treat. He doesn't take selfies much anymore.
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When Musk says he works 100 hours per week, this is what he's referring to.
He will make the Zybertrukkks run on time!
the Departamentul Securității Statului should do unspeakable horrors to this man
why 'Government'? its not Department of Government Education
BECAUSE LE EPIC DOGE REFERENCE
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