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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He truly is the most divorced dad in the world.

He even has sock puppet alts post pictures of LLM-conjured children hugging him because his own actual kids mostly hate him.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of my chuddiest relatives, who is also a my-hero stan and devoted Gambohead, only recently started obsessing about steampunk shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, same chud started talking about escape rooms at the same time. grillman

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was this fella cryogenically stored at one point?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He has a self-described "man cave" that hasn't had guests in like a decade because he's that offputting, like telling old men at a dinner party about how extensive his Skyrim naked/sex mod collection is (sort of like a poorer Notch), so in a way, sort of.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fucking ZYBERTRUKKK is based off of some really old computer game about designing cars and that blocky-ass design, according to the game's assessment system, was "perfect" and he never let that go.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

freeze-gamers not mistaking what a game said for reality: challenge level billionaire-tears

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Dude got validation on the computer one time and has been chasing that high for 40 years

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How long until Tesla launches its first gas powered pickup truck to own the libs and it’s called the “Vivian.” Not only to signify gamergate but as a jab at Rivian?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I don’t think he wants anything to do with that name 😬