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"Yes I want to be part of a proletarian mass movement but liking sports is normie boring low-IQ primate brain behavior" -statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There is nothing wrong with liking sports, sports are cool and fun and can be healthy social events. For someone who is a casual sporting event enjoyer, sportsball discourse is kinda rude and minimizing of their interest.

There is a lot wrong with defining your entire identity around sports and acting like a child throwing a temper tantrum when others don't also base their entire identity around sports. It is for those people that sportsball discourse is not only suggested, it is mandatory, because those people should be shamed into doing something useful with their lives. This is doubly true for people who base their entire identity around some specific subset of sports and who reject any sport outside of that subset. If smacking ball with stick across grass can be a sport then pretty much anything can be a sport.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

everyone's always "media literacy is ruining tv" and never "media literacy is ruining sports fandom" even though both are true.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yea it's seems like an obvious statement but people dont generally have a problem with people liking sports, they have a problem with people who cannot healthily moderate their emotions.

Obviously there's some of the pretentious holier than though types but they're literally just on reddit from everything I've seen and reddit says downhill skiing is irresponsible and selfish because it's too dangerous and they do t understand how it could be enjoyable.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sports are okay but in a communist society ads, commercials, and product placements would be banned.

Also American football would be banned too, that shit sucks. Other sports are fine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

This is a good take. Be sure to add the gambling plague to that negative list, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

We will be forced to join the rest of the world in soccer, it only makes sense

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Watching sports is a fun thing to do with your friends.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

there are two wolves inside me. one hates sports. the other hates people that hate sports.

do more sports, don't go insane watching.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"I would like to watch grown men play catch while destroying their bodies with poison and scrambling their brains with concussions, and I would further like to make being violently passionate about one arbitrary brand name my entire identity. This is what is mainstream and the most socially acceptable sort of hobby: passively consuming this content at a rate of 30 seconds of gameplay per hour of ads, while drinking heavily."

Sports fandom is just twitch streamer stan culture except somehow even more toxic and harmful for everyone involved.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Reducing all sports fans to rabid Ameribrain "football" stans is pretty reductive, this is a silly take.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All existing socialist states highly prize(d) athletic achievement and watching sports with friends is a great way to bond socially, so as to put the social in socialism

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They cultivated sports, not advertising models owned by the most racist bourgeois fucks in the country.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

fair enough, sports gambling and ads (which are usually just for sports gambling these days) do weigh heavily on enjoyment

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Stereotyping is also toxic.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

It's cultural for me as most of the players are Black, so I'm gonna keep watching.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh is it time for our biannual relitigation of this struggle session already?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be Hexbear without it

I think last time we settled on "It's okay not to like sports, just don't be a weird jerk about it"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s my position, hope we win this year! If we don’t I’m gonna set a car on fire

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If we don’t I’m gonna set a car on fire

I thought the setting cars on fire thing was when the favored team won. soypoint-1 dumpster-fire soypoint-2

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sports gambling is utterly fucking ruinous and has already shattered quite a few families and warped the sports themselves into betting outlets, even in their televised presentations. That shit should be abolished in any society that actually cares about its citizenry.

"Dae le sportsball bad amirite" Redditors are generally fine with gambling because their internet funny money is already a gamble.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Yes I want to be part of a proletarian mass movement but liking sports is normie boring low-IQ primate brain behavior" -statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

Yes the words you dreamt up and put in other people's mouths are deranged. The idea that you MUST like and be able to converse about sports in order to - not just be "normal" - but be part of proletarian struggle that's also utterly deranged

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Down with cis means down with modern sports shrug-outta-hecks

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The revolution will be televised on ESPN

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sports have degenerated into gambling though, the masses are being addicted and bled dry by algorithms. Not to mention the already horrible alcoholism.

Sports aren't inherently bad, but under capitalism they certainly are.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Okay I am locking this, it has devolved into both sides of this argument just talking past each other and heading into hostile territory.

Learn to play nice online all of you.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

death to america means death to sports culture

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

America's sports culture is perhaps the least problematic globally. There's no such thing as a "Cleveland Browns Ultra".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

there are some cool left-wing soccer clubs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (20 children)

I'd rather not have a flag-humping military-worshiping head-injuries-are-basically-expected with consequently-lifelong-behavioral-problems-and-domestic-violence-from-participants side of sports, or at least one minimized as much as possible no matter how much such damaging spectacles excite the hogs conditioned to expect them.

Even so, I may as well tap the sign considering how this already predictably went:

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