Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
RIP ISS, you gonna get eaten by ghosts of space whales
https://fxtwitter.com/SpaceBasedFox/status/1830180273130242223
I'm sure astronauts are trained in scary shit resistance like they have to listen creepy sounds and read cosmic horror stories so they don't go insane beholding the absurdity of the endless void
I always thought they are rather choosen for their spatial orientation combined with lack of imagination.
Little known fact: If you stay in space long enough the star children recognize your heartbeat and come by to [redacted] your [redacted]
Flip, pancakes.
Imagine having to sleep near that
This is why there's a gun on the Soyuz.
Aren't there noises like this in Event Horizon?
Does anyone know where Sam Neil is?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Assembly_(TV_series)
Participating in this and probably being very cool
"Yup, no worries Butch, it's behaving exactly as intended."
"Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!"
"Well of course it is! you didn't think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?"
"Our WHAT?!"
"Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can't possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!"
'but think of the cost savings.. if something goes wrong we can say it's Havana syndrome'
The true source of Havana Syndrome revealed.
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It was Space Putin all along.
He comes
I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn't she beautiful?
Holy shit lol
Your space mission directed by Ridley Scott.
The Gene Stealer Matriarch is finally inviting the Hivefleet to Terra.
The ship is calling SOS on its own
It's trying to tempt them to take a ride back to earth on it where it'll explode on reentry.
Can't wait to hear about how it's rcs starts firing SOS in morse code
libera te tutemet ex inferis
libera…te…me…ex inferis
save yourself from hell
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Wow new friends!
~~Moon's~~ Ship's haunted
Europe's haunted
- Karl Marx
The protomolecule is waking up
That sound would make me piss and shit my pants.
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That's so spooky. It has to be unnatural it's happening at perfectly even intervals? Bi-product of some other machinery operating on-board causing speaker interference? Can't you just turn other stuff off one by one until you find the thing doing it? The only thing you can't turn off is the oxygen stuff surely?
Sure, by all means; I won't stop you from going alone into the haunted space ship.
Samus is gonna respond to their distress signal any minute now
I saw someone else described it sounding a lot like what a Chinese astronaut in 2003 heard. Essentially it's the walls of the starliner having a differential in pressure, and the metal walls are "popping" in and out repeatedly.
Space submarines confirmed
And the astronaut is just cool, calm, and collected. As one should, to be an astronaut.
must be a ghost in the shell
It sounds like a feedback loop between the microphone and the speaker.