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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Remember: You only frag your CO at the first chance you get if you won't get any better chances later. Work SMART not HARD

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol if they try to draft me I'm sorry I'm done and so are they

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.

Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

dawg i'm a chef

and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin' at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y'know

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

dawg i’m a chef

Great you're already ready. Best of luck agent

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you get drafted into the airforce? Dropping bombs on your own military base would be a pretty good way to go

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Judging by America’s war on Vietnam, no you’d have to volunteer and they don’t even let volunteer enlisted pukes fly planes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

To add to this, it seems like they only let super chuds fly the planes. I've never met someone in the airforce that I didn't hate immediately.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Fill the jet with pee pee instead of Jet fuel

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Solutions oriented, forward thinking.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Its cool how she changed "never again" from referring to genocide to something about terrorists. Really really cool rhetoric right there

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To defend the right of Israel to commit genocide.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (25 children)

Highly doubt it. Iran isn't just Iraq 2.0, they have a large military. Better missiles than the US, even! Doubt the navy wants to see Kaliburs introduce a carrier to the sea floor.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Iran should actually cook up some nukes just in case.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Remembering that interview with a lib podcast where matt-jokerfied said something to the effect of "Iran has a moral imperative to obtain nukes" to deter US invasion and it stunlocked the hosts

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago

Libya didn't have nukes, it got fucked, north Korea has nukes it gets treated nicely, idk what you want Iran to take from that

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It was this incredible interview with Yahoo News' podcast

https://youtu.be/leDn52N1nr0?t=252

It is a painful but funny listen, as well as the ep of chapo in which they listen back to and comment on the lib interviewers being insane. These are experienced even prolific lib journalists. The old guy broke a bunch of torture stories in the 2000s. But they are utterly cooked, they are more aghast at them insulting the west wing than the Iran nukes thing

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Korean historian Stephen Gowans (sp?) essentially shared this take somewhat apologetically on RevLeft Radio at the end of the interview, saying that the DPRK having developed a substantial stock of nuclear arms is the best case scenario.

My only point of disagreement there is that he said as much gingerly instead of with his whole chest. I suppose standing on business isn't conducive to being tenured in a shithole western country though.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There were rumours flying around that they are in testing phases for the blast charges. Once they have these it's just a matter of adding the enriched part.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iran has a top 5-10 military in the world. It depends on how much you weigh being a nuclear power and whether you think Iran has nukes.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If the US absolutely wrecks itself fighting Iran instead of China communism will win.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It will be devastating and horrible but I guess you're right.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

man i keep trying to convince my dad to move from iran but he refuses. he lives in some big ass house right next to the caspian sea in a tiny village. you'd think a place like that wouldn't be bothered by ameriKKKa but i still worry

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If I lived in a big ass house next to a sea on my ancestral lands I wouldn't move either tbh

I hope he stays safe though 💜

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

That will be like the first target after hard military targets because it'll be the goal of future beachside settler communities

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

get your dad a nuke for christmas

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What happens if the Millenium Challenge scenario comes true?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

:sicko-yes:

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Millenium Challenge (GONE BALLISTIC)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

If only we’d kept ridin with Biden 😢

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Iran is pretty vital in Belt and Road right? I'd imagine this is ultimately another step in efforts to wreck that project. Of course it'd be bipartisan.

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