Funniest for RFK would be secretary for wildlife and fisheries

deeply unserious state

I tried to do a RFK impression in the shower the other day and I realized something about how he talks. He sounds like his throat is made out of corn husks and old newspapers.

I'm pretty sure he's actually dead. He's like a zombie or something. Or maybe a Death Becomes Her scenario.

Shouldn't Musk technically be ineligible for any cabinet position? They all have to be constitutionally allowed to become president hypothetically if there was an event () that killed everyone above them on the presidential line of succession list, right? Musk wasn't born in the US and shouldn't be eligible.

Birtherism comes back, but as a left/liberal "fuck Elon in particular" hall monitor way that's technically correct but SCOTUS makes up some bullshit that says he's allowed to be Secretary of Deregulation or whatever

Damn he almost had it

As a non American: RFK = Rum Fitzgerald Kennedy?

RFK was guaranteed to siphon votes from Trump. Looks like Trump is getting serious.

Very sad loser energy from the republicans. Trump doesn’t have his heart in the game anymore he’s throwing

All the reactionary grifter turds clumping together is kind of neat. Convenient in a way; they are cross-contaminating each other with so much creepy clownfuckery.

Secretary of Cringe

I hate facebook meme politics! I hate facebook meme politics!

Secretary of Bazinga

Wow... just accepting defeat is he?

Maybe almost getting he dome emptied actually had an effect on his desire to be president again?

Trump promised him he could be the ambassador to Slovenia