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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

"You must be a capitalist by the time you're 40" is just equivalent to

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It seems like either you or I might've completely misunderstood something here, please explain the equivalence.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They are saying that people who live to be over forty (especially in the U.S) are more likely to be rich, and therefore pro-capitalism, since poorer people are much more likely to die young.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

He's saying that if you're a leftist, you're much more likely to die early.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

this diagram is showing where planes that got shot and returned to base. a naive approach to the problem would be to reinforce the bits that got shot up. except what this diagram is actually showing is where planes can get shot and still safely return home - the places where there's NO damage are the critical areas of the plane since no plane returned home after sustaining damage to those parts. that is, it's a diagram showing survivorship bias.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No brain or no heart. Either you want a world where the vast majority of people are expendable slave labor to a tiny clique of soulless husks until we all boil to death or you don't realize that's the inevitable endpoint of your system.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Shortly before his death, as he was failing in mind and body, Molotov, who was cared for by his grandchildren, was watching TV one day when Soviet Foreign Minister, Edvard Shevardnadze came on the news making some statement. Molotov rose from chair in a rage, shouting “What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell Shevardnadze I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Molotov, based till his last breath ussr-cry

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Do girls really go to Jupiter?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Yes, because evil Stalin forced women to get an education.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Where can I get brain? I asked my girlfriend but she said not tonight.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

volcel-police also applies to members from other instances.

volcel-judge Your instance may appoint a staff member from the embassy to monitor your volcel trial, but you will be tried and punished according to our sacred laws.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

The stupider version of this quote that says yall need to be capitalism supporters by 30 or so , believes in the myth called upward mobility ! Which despite of what economy has been , was not true for majority of the working class !

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

No heart and no spine either btw

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I remember when Marx said that revolution will happen when enough people have brains

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Didn't we just finish telling off people on Blahaj zone for making ableist comments like this?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Is "brainless" genuinely considered a bigoted term? Or is this a bit

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I think the term used by them was "braindead" and I find that considerably more problematic than "you have no brain" because it's an actual medical state of being whereas the other is just being a bimbo blob-no-thoughts

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We will not stand for bigoted anencephalphobes

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

if someone is brainless, they're dead. if someone is braindead, they're still a person.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

A braindead person is definitely dead too

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

no, braindead people can go on living as long aa they're intubated and fed. the autonomic processes continue on.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

If you're not a communist at 20, you've got no heart. If you're not a communist at 30, you've got no heart. If you're not a communist at 40, you've got no heart. If you're not a communist at 50, you've go

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

If you're 20 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 30 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 40 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 50 and not a Capitalist you hav-

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Sometimes they Do have a brain but come from a very rich backround...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Objectively true.

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