Normal men.

mcdonald's french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way

He knows the carbs aren't good for his complexion

Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.

But it's a nug and he's ripping it half before dipping it in some sweet'n'sour sauce

I'd like to be the handsome quarterback's agent!

https://xcancel.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

Matt used to get really anxious that we’d end up on the street with nothing & i always told him we’d be ok because we have a community that will catch us if we fall. we catch them when they need & they catch us when we need. this past year that keeps being reinforced.

our community is what saved Matt’s life last september, has made everything possible for us since then & it saved his life again yesterday. i have a tendency to isolate when stressed but i know i need people & Matt is a social butterfly & needs to be around people.

so i’ve been working hard on not isolating. i decided to have regular bbqs pretty much every Sunday, as a sort of makeshift church. i’m so grateful for this community & i wanted a way to keep it strong. at our bbq yesterday Matt had a seizure. everyone was so quick to respond.

call 911, help move him to the ground, do chest compression, watch the baby and dogs while we went to the hospital. i don’t know what we would’ve done without them. he’s stable & back to baseline. but this is all to say, yes that banger tweet was sent from the hospital.

A pot of cum really sums up my thoughts

Can't let you do that STARFOX

Wendy's is the fast food of the radical left!

Lmao that dead dude has to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

He'll get over it.

He was at a McDonald's and said, "I'm buying!" while surrounded by a crowd of fans. Then he left without paying. Trump isn't paying for anyones funeral.

I'm not even sure he should, morally speaking. It's not like the guy jumped in front of the bullet to save Trump. If Igot shot at by a crazed fan at a Taylor Swift concert I wouldn't expect her to pay my hospital bills.

lol Trump doesn't even pay his lawyers