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[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

Matt sees the shooting and his recovery progress bar jumps 10% instantly

[-] zaogao@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

i once got curious and looked up trump's mcdonalds order and learned he doesn't even get french fries??? what the fuck is wrong with him

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

You don't know how it was back in the day. Stuffed crust was brand new, and cheesy bread sticks hadn't been invented yet. You had to order a whole stuffed crust pizza to get that cheesy goodness, and we regretfully threw out the rest.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

is-this Is this crustpunk?

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So him and yeltzin have more in common than I thought

[-] booty@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

mcdonald's french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

It’s sugar. They put sugar on them. One of the most addictive substances in the world.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Their ketchup also has more sugar than like any other brand I've tried, and ketchup already has tons of sugar by default.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

This isn't true. Adding salt and fat to the natural starches in potatoes is plenty addictive—there's no need to make things up.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I'm aware of how frozen fries are made. A couple second dip in the water doesn't suddenly turn french fries into cocaine. The sugar content is negligibly different from anything you'd make at home.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Sorry that material reality doesn't bend to your opinion

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

He knows the carbs aren't good for his complexion

[-] zaogao@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

that must be why he has two (2) big macs and two (2) fillet o fishes instead

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Gotta have protein to balance out the diet y'know

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

We love the "fish delight," don't we folks?

a-little-trolling

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

McDonald's burgers don't start very hot, so I'd imagine that's just as cold as the fries by the time you get it.

It shocks me people order that shit delivery. I get feeling lazy and ordering in occasionally, but if you're already paying the outrageous doordash fees, kick a couple extra bucks and get something good.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, “This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.”

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

But it's a nug and he's ripping it half before dipping it in some sweet'n'sour sauce

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago
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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'd like to be the handsome quarterback's agent!

trump-moist

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

no one puts treatboy in the corner!

[-] Rashav3rak@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

he apparently posted this from the hospital after a seizure, according to his wife

https://x.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

sorry for the twitter link i don't know how to use the alternatives

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

https://xcancel.com/ambercrollo/status/1812866538397139334

Matt used to get really anxious that we’d end up on the street with nothing & i always told him we’d be ok because we have a community that will catch us if we fall. we catch them when they need & they catch us when we need. this past year that keeps being reinforced.

our community is what saved Matt’s life last september, has made everything possible for us since then & it saved his life again yesterday. i have a tendency to isolate when stressed but i know i need people & Matt is a social butterfly & needs to be around people.

so i’ve been working hard on not isolating. i decided to have regular bbqs pretty much every Sunday, as a sort of makeshift church. i’m so grateful for this community & i wanted a way to keep it strong. at our bbq yesterday Matt had a seizure. everyone was so quick to respond.

call 911, help move him to the ground, do chest compression, watch the baby and dogs while we went to the hospital. i don’t know what we would’ve done without them. he’s stable & back to baseline. but this is all to say, yes that banger tweet was sent from the hospital.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

He is achieving pure matt-grillin status.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

A pot of cum really sums up my thoughts

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Can't let you do that STARFOX

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IT'S HAMBERDERS TIME

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I would love to brag that i ate wendys with the hotdog president

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Wendy's is the fast food of the radical left!

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Wendys made my baby trans stop them Trump boohoo

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

If God had intended burgers to be square, he would have made square cows.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hexbears exist, don't kid yourself to the possibility square cows don't exist

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

id imagine fast food places with tacos would have a more left leaning audience given most taco serving places primarily reside in left leaning states and get that uptick due to high people (e.g Del Taco, Chipotle), and to a less regional extent, Taco Bell and Jack in the Box.

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Don't call it a comeback.

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Politics aside, I hope he pays for all relevant medical and funeral expenses and also some on top. I know this wouldn’t lessen the pain but I think this is the least he could do.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Lmao that dead dude has to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

He'll get over it.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He was at a McDonald's and said, "I'm buying!" while surrounded by a crowd of fans. Then he left without paying. Trump isn't paying for anyones funeral.

I'm not even sure he should, morally speaking. It's not like the guy jumped in front of the bullet to save Trump. If Igot shot at by a crazed fan at a Taylor Swift concert I wouldn't expect her to pay my hospital bills.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

lol Trump doesn't even pay his lawyers

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