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[–] 50 points 2 years ago (19 children)

i once got curious and looked up trump's mcdonalds order and learned he doesn't even get french fries??? what the fuck is wrong with him

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    trump eating pizza backwards crust first

    Normal men.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    You don't know how it was back in the day. Stuffed crust was brand new, and cheesy bread sticks hadn't been invented yet. You had to order a whole stuffed crust pizza to get that cheesy goodness, and we regretfully threw out the rest.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    mcdonald's french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    It’s sugar. They put sugar on them. One of the most addictive substances in the world.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    This isn't true. Adding salt and fat to the natural starches in potatoes is plenty addictive—there's no need to make things up.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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  • [–] [S] 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    He knows the carbs aren't good for his complexion

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    that must be why he has two (2) big macs and two (2) fillet o fishes instead

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    McDonald's burgers don't start very hot, so I'd imagine that's just as cold as the fries by the time you get it.

    It shocks me people order that shit delivery. I get feeling lazy and ordering in occasionally, but if you're already paying the outrageous doordash fees, kick a couple extra bucks and get something good.

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