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[–] [email protected] 172 points 4 months ago (6 children)

He was cancelled, and was out of the industry for years.

He then kissed the ring, did the mea culpa, and got lucky making a pacifist WW2 movie. If that film tanked, or he didn't kiss all of the asses, he'd still be out of business.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The reality is that being "cancelled" isn't a huge deal when you're already one of the economic elite. He didn't even do a mea culpa, he just came back to the party and shrugged.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not even the economic elite, just A list of some description.

Once your a big name you might have to take less money but someone somewhere will think you are a value proposition eventually.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Makes me think of Tár where the conductor

spoilerends up conducting a video game music symphony overseas at the end

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's almost like "cancel culture" isn't really how the world works

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

He lost half of this net worth before coming back, I think it did work until the industry let him back in and people forgot (or till the republicans picked anti-woke actors to support in Hollywood).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

LORD HE IS SPEAKING BLASPHEMY IN THE TEMPLE

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do they have so much energy? Man filed for divorce at 93 years old

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Copious amounts of alcohol and cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

And viagra.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Mel Gibson is just a plantation owner's greatgrandson from Westchester?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what to believe anymore, now the Jews did 911? Wasn't it Bush?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Because how cancelled you get is inversely related to how much money you’re worth (and make other people.)

Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

Anon learns about Hollywood

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's because Danny Glover and him saved us from some real bad dudes back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Now he's too old for this shit

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

He got temp banned, not perma-banned, because bad words and opinions can change, apologies can be made. It's fixable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whether or not he was temp-cancelled or perma-cancelled, Apocalypto is a fucking masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

So interesting that you mentioned this film because when it was new to the rental market I watched it, and it was around this time that Mel had weird bigoted events in the news. I was indifferent and mostly ignorant of exactly what he did, and even so, I was skeptical and doubtful as well.

However, we liked Apocalypto so much that we started rewatching it with the director’s commentary. Mel was such a fucking ass that he ruined our enjoyment of the movie. He was incredibly disrespectful of the actors in the commentary. He was not so much disparaging of them, but he effectively communicated how unimportant they were to him and how they were nothing more than disposable objects to him.

Then I recalled those vague bad things I had heard about him in the press, and I thought, “Hmmm. Maybe this guy is a vile piece of shit.”

On the other hand, disturbed fuckheads can make great art. There might be good reason that in the old days, artists were kept on a leash by wealthy families.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Apocalypto is my biggest case for using death of the author to enjoy creative works. I don't like the guy, but that movie is a must-watch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

There’s no greater mismatch of internal and external beauty in my mind than Braveheart-era Mel Gibson. I’m straight up ashamed of how handsome I find him. The hatred did not age him well, however, which is a relief.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

His only supporters are fellow racists.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the "most antisemitic film" they're referring to?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Probably "Passion of the Christ". It was really hard to watch, didn't make it to the end.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I still remember part of a review I saw when this was new. It said:

Jesus suffered for our sins. Now its your turn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's actually a pretty metal tagline.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Hard to watch? Other than the obvious brutality of the crucifixion, I remember that movie as being a middle of the road flick. The Aramaic dialogue was pretty cool though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The church I was forced to go to as a child did a whole youth group and parents trip to the movies to see it. Thought it was pretty interesting the stuff I wasn’t allowed to watch, but that torture porn feature was a-OK for the kiddies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, haven't seen it. I was teenager when it came out, my fundamentalist parents were praising it but didn't allow me to watch it because of the 18+ rating in Finland. Never bothered to watch it later in life

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I vaguely remember a scene where Jesus invented the dining table. I must not have been paying attention and just imagined such a scene.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The whip biting into the skin on his ribs, then ripping out chunks. That was pretty intense for kids to watch.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I was Catholic at the time of its release. My church was literally giving away tickets so people could see it. I swear the Catholic Church is 1 giant circlejerk of virtue signaling trying to see who can suffer the most.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I mean it's a shit movie but it's not exactly Jud Süss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My parents forced me to watch it I think right before I entered my teens, in theatre.

They had not even noticed that after the flogging scene, I started crying, vomiting and having a panic attack and walked out of the theatre, just sat outside the theatre, sobbing after being completely fucking traumatized after a Christian childhood up to that point not being allowed to curse, show any kind of disrespect to anyone, having been utterly kept from anything anywhere near that viscerally violent.

Again, they didn't even realize I was gone until the movie was over.

Can you guess that I don't talk to my parents any more, they probably think I am dead, and I hope they do actually believe I am dead?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Somehow, we were allowed to watch this movie in 8th grade (2008).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you meant that you watched Hacksaw Ridge in class.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Isn't he basically not even allowed to say anything that even rhymes with Mad Max?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ahhh ... Clever lawyers. Put in a clause to prevent an Aussie from using rhyming slang.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

He was inoculated before the wave of cancelations hit. Like chicken pox.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Wasn't this a time when Jews were downplaying how much influence they have in Hollywood elsewhere because of Weinstein and such?

Seems to come and go in waves. Seems to be picking back up with the Gaza invasion.

Where's that news article from some Jewish guy from while back saying "people say we own Hollywood. Of course we do". Or some shit like that.

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