[-] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

[-] [email protected] 114 points 3 months ago

"Quick! Jump to chrome instead!" - Google spokesperson

[-] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago

Don't forget muskrat's own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.

That's some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago

They have gone quiet because the project is now wound down. Dufus is in the white house, so they have been moved to a new task.

[-] [email protected] 119 points 5 months ago

Man, everyone bitching about Bluesky but very few cheering the long overdue departure from twitter.

Anywhere is better than twitter.

[-] [email protected] 129 points 5 months ago

By this logic, everyone charged (not convicted, just charged) should have their accounts and submissions changed in the same manner as Luigi's.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago

Use to work opposite a De Beers building that had a helipad on the roof. Choppers were always flying in and out.

Thought it was the CEO coming and going by heli, but turns out they were for diamond shipments. Safer to transport them by air than on the road.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 6 months ago

Media will now work hard to turn him from hero to zero.

They gotta protect those sponsor dollarsp

[-] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago

Congratulations America! Corruption, greed and hate just won.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a "C" motion, to launch a fireball.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Should be like GDPR fines: 4% of your annual global revenue.

Edit: just read "It has so far fined Meta a total of 2.5 billion euros for breaches under the bloc's General Data Protection Regulation's (GDPR), introduced in 2018, including a record 1.2 billion euro fine in 2023 that Meta is appealing"

Wow, Meta really likes donating to the EU

[-] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

Mark Hamil posted "He will be greatly missed. #RIP Dad"

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