[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I thought that was exactly what Zeno's Paradox is : a mathematical explanation of that very feeling. You're getting closer at each step, yet you're doomed to never reach your goal. So close, yet so far.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

Sounds like the same thing that happens at 0°C with very pure water that stays liquid, but shake it and bam! It insta-freezes.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago

That's much better than it has any right to be -_-;

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I just want a nice, useful address book I can actually search. But those morons don't even have that, so instead we have abominable emails like did.ssi-sii and such. Sure it all means something, if you can just remember what fucking letter soup the department you're looking for is. You want the service desk? did.dsi-sdk Rolls off the fucking tongue, doesn't it.

What's the point of this piece of shit Outlook if we can't even search for team addresses?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Eeeeh... No. The only reason you might want to not execute them is so they don't kill their victims. But the damage they cause...

No. I wish we still had the guillotine just for them. But Robert Badinter pleaded well enough that we let a child killer live the restbof his days in a cell, paid by us, because apparently it was too brutal to kill a guy who rolled the body of a kid in a carpet under his bed. Fuck that noise.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thats why he had his own pedo-parties with blackjack and hookers. And vaseline !

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, if we had a small start-up sized network, for sure. But as soon as you go into dozens of servers it becomes unmanageable :/ I need to know at a glance what the function of a given server is, my colleagues in sysadmin need to know what rack, what layer in our archi, what os, is it prod, etc. Hence TV model style names. Don't roll off the back of the tongue, but at least we all know what we're dealing with without knowing an encyclopedia knowledge of anime / star wars / etc trivia.

I compensate by making fun (for me) jpeg to ASCII welcome messages when I connect to remote servers :P

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I still think we should do like Japan and focus on creampie porn.
Camera zooms out from the dripping pussy until the face of the actress is visible
"I'm doing my part! Are you?"

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Meh, I like cute names like the next nerd, but I've never seen any in practice. It's all TV model number like codes.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Oh dear, you weren't kidding :,D

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

All of it. I'm guessing the joke is that this alien is sheep based and all the signs you described would put us humans in the "scary predator aliens" category.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

PTSD flashbacks to the codebase I started on in 2008 which had... I don't even remember. Like six or seven levels. Fucking nightmare. I did a printout of the analysis Doxygen gave me and it ended up as a 4x3 meters poster ;_;

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