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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My grandpa lived through your "glorious cultural revolution". One day the communists came to his village and said "all of you are now pee boys". They had to pee for hours on end to entertain party officials. Mao would scream at my grandpa, he'd scream "I want to see a yellow river out of you boy". Even as an old man, he would walk around crying and asking people if they wanted to watch him pee. That's what communism is. From each according to their ability.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

That is my grandpa. He is exhausted from peeing too much. All of the communists would laugh and shout "to us according to our need! again!"

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It must be so damn easy to be an anti-communist, you can literally make stuff up on the spot and just call people "tankies" when they don't believe you.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

hearing rumors transmitted to your dipshit school classmate by his dad who heard it from his extended family is "lived experience", commie.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (2 children)

mao was truly a terrible human being. he punished my friend’s cousin’s family for writing steven universe fanfic. burnt everything and made them do hard labor.

Tagline now

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago

I really don't understand why anti-communists have to go so wild with their misinfo.

Like, I get they haven't actually read shit about communist history to bring up actual fuck-ups of this-or-that revolution but, like...

It always ends up as "Mao's pisswife ate my third granduncle twice removed's egg factory!"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Saying Mao read only 2 books is insane. Man was literally a librarian

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

famous non-reader mao zedong. guy who wrote poetry with a calligraphy brush? guy who could probably quote much of water margin? no actually he just read two books

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Man was literally a librarian

TBH in my experience there's no one who hates literacy quite like university librarians

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

she decided to pee for hours on end

waow-based

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Wow this is peak level brainworms

btw I found the source for this, it actually looks legit

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you have a piss fetish this would be a dream come true

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're basically describing the piss version of chinese water torture so I'm 100% this is like "the propagandists barely disguised fetish" either at the poster or somewhere up the line from there. It's so obvious.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"the propagandists barely disguised fetish"

First thing that came to mind:

https://youtu.be/WgrE1yygZmk (CW: sexual content)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

God I love WKUK and also yeah, nailed it. That is exactly what is happening here

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

My friend's dad works at Nintendo and he says that there's a secret Nudeality in Mortal Kombat II

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

Thank you this is legit much better brainrot content than a random Twitter screenshot with a caption like "ouuugh this made me so mad >:)"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I didn't know Senator Armstrong had a Tumblr.

made-it-the-fuck-up

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Holy shit I'm Mao's wife!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i knew a guy who worked for mao and said that other guy was a liar

lived experience and all you can take it or leave it but i trust him

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, I'm a chair at Mao's place and he was chill.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sadness mfw i couldnt be a chair at moas place when he was married to slow drip wife

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

it took her all day to pee cos she was tone deaf and you cant pee in chinese without using the correct tones!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Piss Pig Grandpa... meet Piss Pig Grandma.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Brace does LOVE Jiang Qing

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Just pee on the bourgeoisie

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

100 days and 100 nights of straight PISSING - 4 hours of golden shower action!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Average JAV production

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Lived experience is good enough for me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

As we all know, Mao told everyone who worked for him about his wife's pissing habits. That's a totally normal thing to talk about.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

My friend's dad's second uncle removed also said that biden is hitler therefore

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