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[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

I love the way old-timey people talk about medicine. "I got so tired I got pneumonia." "He laughed so much he died." "He died from eating too many cherries." Just like purely vibes-based analysis of life and death.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

That response is incredibly on brand for Nixon. I picture him as always at least 50 years old even when he was a college kid. I see him as older than his parents and telling them that quote on the phone while also scribbling the names of all the students involved to get revenge on someday. Poor fuckers are probably on some hidden list of people who mysteriously wandered into traffic or walked out of windows after drinking an entire cup full of LSD in the 1960s. I can picture him relaxing into his luxurious leather couch with a huge whiskey mumbling to himself about "looks like ol' Dick Nixon had the last spank after all." And never telling anyone about it except the CIA guy who reported it to him.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I always picture him as the Futurama voice

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

If I was the President of the United States, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Guy who paddled Nixon go on Chapo

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

We had a great time thereafter.

Somehow I think Tricky Dick told a big lie there.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

listen, comrade Glee Paddle and Pneumonia tried their best

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Is it ethical to go back and time and spank Nixon extra hard so he gets so tired he dies before he does anything terrible?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

it's unethical not to

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

New site tagline just dropped

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow, did you ever read what he said about Bohemian Grove? CW: Slurs, homophobia

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think there's a lyric from Where The Hood At about this

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Hazing is the weirdest shit I hear about America.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Very common at e*ropean universities as well. It’s a way to make sure non-rich people don’t join the exclusive clubs. You get treated better/worse based on your background. People get injured regularly and sometimes they even die.

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