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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ no milk today ๐ŸŽถ๏ธŽ

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Wait, I thought that was what the 'username' field was for?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I already accounted for this, if you read more closely:

Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

Hence, chocolate+almond or chocolate+soy

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[pea/whole]

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like urine trouble

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'm pissing milk? Only on lonely Friday nights.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

And malk! With vitamin R!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

And any other options we can think of.

... of magnesia

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

human (default option)

Thanks for considering the 9 month olds using text-to-speech to post here.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

anyone who selects "strawberry" is immediately IP banned

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Strawberry milk is delici-

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

[soy/human]

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Me with soy in a special giant rainbow font because I'm the biggest soyboy of them all

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

chocolate

I'd actually like to see someone make cacao milk straight from the beans...it would probably be really bitter but it would be funny.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
  • human kindness
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oat milk is best milk, but all milk is sorta mediocre.

maybe make a favorite protein option, which has "undecided", "beans", and a whole list of meats. Ban anyone that picks a meat.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The hexbear who chose beans due to being a vegan:

soviet-chad

The hexbear who chose beans due to having a fart fetish:

amogus

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Soy or oat milk which I just use for smoothies. Liquid dairy destroys my guts. I can do cheese so I'm not exactly lactose intolerant but something about liquid dairy fucks up muh guts.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Its cos u need to mix in pepsi

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mmmmmmm oat milk ๐Ÿ˜‹

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

idk i just buy a carton that says "milk" on it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pistachio milk is pretty good but stronger flavored. Macadamia nut milk is all around great.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Vanilla soy milk in my frosted mini wheats is about the extent of my milk-drinking, nowadays.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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