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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

3 exclusively, I will be very fussy about it otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Real shit, that's my only banana eating range.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

3 is the best banana, but you run the risk of accidentally eating a 2.8 and ruining everything

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

4-5 is optimal but I will eat any banana that isnt mush

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Yus, same here. I need that softer sweeter nana.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm a pretty serious 1-7 kinda guy, assuming you mean also eating the peel.

No, I will not be answering questions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Are you a elephant

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a 2-3 man, I like my banana a little cold and tough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you refrigerate your bananas?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

3 for sure, I really like that tangy freshness. I've been getting a lot more accepting of the higher numbers though, so I'll do up to a 5 without much complaint, and even a 6 if there's really nothing else to eat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Between 2 and 3 is peak banana imho. Cut that bad boy up in some corn flakes. The others are fine I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Exclusively 4

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
  • naked, straight into my face: 2-4
  • with cereal: 2-5
  • to make pancakes, waffles, & baked goods: 5+
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm usually clothed when I eat a banana but you do you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

1.5 - 2. Ripe bananas are too sweet imo. I like when bananas are firm and slightly acidic

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

3-6, once it hits 7 then it becomes banana bread.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

6 exclusively, as soon as the peel starts getting greasy though it's bad. It gets better and better until it hits a cliff and suddenly it's only suitable for banana bread, and only barely. They freeze for smoothies nicely though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The only one I wouldn't eat is number 1, that green and its gonna be too hard. Otherwise there's never a time when I don't want to eat a banana.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

4 is ideal, but I'll happily eat 2-6. 7 is "I should make banana bread" 2 days before I throw it out.

I think the banana companies are doing something different with the ripening process the last few years because the peels stay greener longer, even though the banana is ripening at the same rate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

3-5 eat

6 make smoothie

7 make banana bread

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

2-3 is the the best, prefer them a little under ripe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

4-6 normally, 5 preferable, 7 is good for smoothies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So while at work one of my friends pull out a banana that looked like 7 out of a bag saying it was an extra one and if I wanted it. Not being rude I accepted the banana never eating anything beyond a 3. My brain was going nuts at this stage because he pulls out another banana for himself that looked way more aged than a 7. I think it was a few hours off from self fermenting into a banana daiquiri or something. He is acting like this is a normal fucking day the whole time.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

1-3 are too fresh. 4-6 are ideal. 7 for baking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

4-6 is ideal, but I will eat 7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

2.5 for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I prefer 4, but I honestly love bananas so much I'd eat at any stage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

3-4 enjoyers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

1 i dont like, everything else is prey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

5 to a 6. I put bananas in oatmeal mostly so I don't mind the loss in structure if they become sweet.

What's more important than ripeness is quality imo. I hate Walmart bananas, they taste like ass regardless of their ripeness. But the aldi bananas taste better as a 2 than a Walmart one as a 5.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Agreed with general consensus of 3-6, though I freeze 7's for smoothies instead of making bread

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I find it interesting that respondents are skewing greener for a munching banana than I expected. I don't peel a nana til I see brown spots.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

3 4 5 usually, before is a no-go and after that is banana bread time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

1-2. i kinda love the slight starchiness and once it starts getting a bit yellow, its perfectly firm and the banana flavor really shines through. even the green ones i'll eat from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Anywhere from 1 to 5. 6 is just too thin-skinned/squishy/falling apart (still perfectly fine for including in a meal, just not as a snack on its own) and 7 obviously even more so.

A 1 banana and a 5 banana are basically completely different fruits. 1 is sharp and "grassy" while 5 is sweet and mild. So they're for different moods.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

4,5,6 brown spots mean yummy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

once every like couple years but i'm just not that into bananas tbh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

2.5 to 4 for eating (the fresh taste is my favorite), 5+ is for cooking or baking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

3 is less in the danger zone for spoilage though so I do that too. 6 and 7 are reserved for banana blueberry bread

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

3, but I’m willing to eat a 2. I’m an outlier though, I dislike sweet as a flavor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

4 or 5. 3 if I'm desperate, but I'm expecting it to taste a little bleh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

wait until 7 and turn it into banana bread

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