Erm, based mega topic?

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Like, I don't mean in the cosmic horror sense that you're turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he'd be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he's going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?

Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn't get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn't play it again.

Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

lol why would anyone in Iran care what this phil leotardo-looking fuck says

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Saw this on reddit-logo and it was so bad it made me break my streak of browsing and not posting

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One of the cats : 3 (hexbear.net)

His name is Toasty and me and @PurrLure@hexbear.net adopted him a couple of years ago, he'sso cuuute ~~Even if he likes to smell feet chew plastic and knock stuff over~~, and he's a gremlin who knows he's handsome : 3

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Trying to resolve a debate with my gf. She was like half asleep when she saw this, but she also remembers that during the part of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, the Ghost says that Scrooge could maybe buy Tiny Tim a year or so but not more than that. She's not sure if the movie was animated or not? But at the end, after Scrooge walks off with Tiny Tim, there's apparently a fade to black and text on the screen informs us that within a year, Tiny Tim dies anyways, but that Scrooge's kindness meant that he had an extra year he wouldn't have had that his family was grateful for. Honestly don't know if this exists but want to check if anyone else knows what I'm talking about. She swears it exists but I don't think it does, so we want to find out if it does.

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Badly aged (hexbear.net)

Lol

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Electoralism (hexbear.net)

Cast ur votes

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Title (hexbear.net)

Well, who is it?

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Title

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Anyways that debate was wild (media.discordapp.net)

pic unrelated lol

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Title (hexbear.net)

I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

Two of the three meals he eats every day are exactly the same: boiled broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and garlic, nuts and seeds.

Bro why even live forever if that's what you gotta do

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theiss-explanation we're never getting change outside of third worldism bruh

source link: https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1akcbol/if_the_revolution_comes_people_will_start_eating/

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

say-the-line-bart-1 "Say the line Al-Qassam brigades!"

" 🔻 "

"Yeaaaaahhhh!!!"

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

Gonna move out from my parents and move in with my gf in a week! So exciting! meow-melt

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

'Rhodesians Never Die!'

Dies Anyways

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

god he looks and sounds like shit

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

F-35 stealth doesn't work on the ground.

More like

F-35 ~~stealth~~ doesn't work ~~on the ground.~~

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

You love to see it tbh

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

I met and am currently dating an awesome vegan leftist gf, we've met up in person a few times and plan on moving in together! Been dating a while, and its been great comfy

@PurrLure@hexbear.net Love you, you're great heart-sickle

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