I'll be everyone's commie partner. Hexbear is now all dating me.

Where are we going for dinner tomorrow?

I met and am currently dating an awesome vegan leftist gf, we've met up in person a few times and plan on moving in together! Been dating a while, and its been great

@PurrLure@hexbear.net Love you, you're great

🤨📸 horny and lonely outside of main?

I'm sorry this is unnaceptable.

Also I feel you :sadness:

i wish i had even a platonic friend that liked to read at all, let alone specifically leftist theory. i feel like a smug redditor for saying this but the intellectual loneliness is absolute in this barren wasteland suburban hell alienation farm. all anyone wants to do is drink and/or watch youtubers react to shitty reality tv shows. i'm sick of being the only one that knows what fucking words mean, of being the only one that knows anything about history or how to look into sources critically. of being the only person with artistic opinions beyond "i liked the most recent slop". Organize you say? we can't even organize a fucking D&D game that doesn't fizzle out after 3 sessions. i've already found the 2 non-country-music-enjoyers (i.e. non-racists) in the tri-state area (it seems like) and they are already in a relationship together. every girl that ever talked to me or seemed slightly cool already had someone, and the boy i was with for a short time didn't last and moved on to someone hotter (and younger, and without a pesky y chromosome). i just want to fucking die, i feel like an interdimensional prisoner in a libido-based torture system. my existence consists of the comforts of unearned privilege and personal mediocrity. i've been too busy trying to cope with existing in this hellscape to develop any skills, i can't get a job that's not app-based, i'm too fucking tired all the time (despite not having a job) to exercise so i fell like crap about my body constantly, i've failed to put enough time or effort into any of the creative endeavors i have attempted so far, and it all adds up to me not having a very charismatic personality that others want to be around. and without money or the skills to make it there is no escape. i am literally just waiting for my parents to die, and then i might have enough money from selling the house to barely survive another 10 years. i don't want to feel that way about my parents. i feel like absolute shit complaining about any of this while other people struggle just to eat every day, while i have access to treats (high fructose corn syrup and heartburn) and a house i don't pay rent for. i feel like i wouldn't survive long in most people's lives, i'm barely avoiding self fedposting as it is. materially comfortable but maximally alienated. i've never had access to mental health services but i've thought about self fedposting basically every day for my entire life (30 years) and no one i've ever told about this irl has really cared, they just look slightly uncomfortable and go quiet or change the topic. its not like anyone could do anything about it, if i went to therapy they would just gaslight me about politics and tell me to pull myself up harder by my own bootstraps. I pray for the day chinese hypersonic missiles come to liberate me and everyone around me from this mortal coil. i am a shrivelled zombie of disgust and hatred.

anyway back to pretending to be normal

I found a commie boifriend and can confirm is good, if onyl we didn't live an ocean apart. This will change sometime.

@WoofWoof91@hexbear.net I love youuuuu

The fist guy I had a crush on , turned out to be a marxist leninist , I was relieved to know that i chose better !

I want a commie to date

Don't we all?

I put the commie whistles in my dating profiles but I always end up deleting the apps after a day or so because I get paranoid and depressed unfortunate!

then you came to the wrong place! hexbears got no game

idk maybe it depends on what apps you're on and what city you're in. near me there's a pretty solid population of lefty singles. that's no guarantee that they're all otherwise dateable, but they pass the ideology test.

I put that I'm a communist on my profile, and I've found some MLs and anarchists to date. We're out here.

Yea...

Don't even know where to meet like-minded socialists for platonic association except online. The West does not support any such organisations. Those that do exist give off fed honeypot vibes and I'm not looking to get in trouble with the police simply for saying that the system is not working for millions of people.

Imagine lying down to someone and watching them read theory.

A S M R T H E O R Y

Have you tried Feeld? Much higher percentage of commies, but also lots of unicorn hunters