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Funny enough this seems rather accurate according to this article. Graphic below from the article linked.
That chart is a bit outdated. That might be the millennial moms that pick up the trend late.
All the white Gen Z girls at work have HydroJug now. Owala was a a while back. Stanley was more covid era.
My wife has a fuckin entire cabinet dedicated to her damn cups.
ive been seeing those hydrojugs, they are stand in for stanleys.
If I’ve learned anything over the last 8-9 years, it’s that all these bottles are the same damn thing lol. One brand just happens to capitalize on a design trend first and that’s what lands.
Missed Sigg in there in the mid 2000s. But it and the Nalgene were BPA sources I thought. The rest are dumb, any stainless with a good seal works for me.
I had some acquaintance who was a hydroflask rep or something in 2017. He saw my 5 year old beat to hell hydro flask ran out to his car and brought me two more for being an "og supporter." I was like I guess this is cool I just hated my water getting warm in plastic ones.
People were drinking water out of those stanley "cups"?
Also as a German, where are:
I just need to show my appreciation for the fact that these were 4 different images that aligned perfectly in height for me.
Ok that's your client, they don't align for me :(
Here you go
Oh, they're stacked vertically for me (Summit) so I had no idea what you meant by "aligned in height".
Have you seen comments with several images where they don't align? I'm guessing it's an automatic thing where it'll make them the same height no matter the resolution and/or height.
Also odd of you to not say what client you're using.
It's a secret I'll carry on my final voyage to the grave
Grrrr
I'm American and I fucking love those glass water bottles. I use them everyday, that exact kind.
Metal lid? Can't find that here.
As a youth girls soccer coach, I'm so glad Stanley's finally stopped being popular. Every girl that brought one to practice would inevitably have it too over and spill. It got to the point where I had to tell parents all water bottles had to have a lid that completely closed.
I'm a school bus driver. I could have built a house by now entirely made from the water bottles that kids leave behind on my bus. They wouldn't work for the roof, you say? That's what the ear bud cases are for.
Not me still using the nalgenes despite all the ways they're objectivley bad.
i got a nalgene or seven
why are they bad?
I have a similar number actually.
They're hard to clean, especially the lid and threads where your lips end up.
They're strong but brittle, drop a full one on a hard surface and it is likely to shatter
They aren't insulated, meaning they sweat and the water gets warm.
I have broken more of those stupid little straps that hold the lid on then I care to admit.
These newer water bottles seem to have a lot of nice little features that nalgenes don't .
Still they are the most practical and straightforward water bottle, they are allergic to leaking and will last forever (given you dont drop full ones on rocks.)
I have had several. The only ways they've died:
Getting soft:
Breaking:
I have really abused their replacement policy. Gotten like 5+ lids from them and two waterbottles. I took a photo of my brothers 20yo nalgene and they sent me a new one lol.
I did not know they did new caps
Nalgene are hard to clean, wut? Just put a drop of washing up liquid with water and give it a shake and take a soft brush to the threads. Still 10x easier than any other water vessel short of a bucket lol.
Warm water also hydrates better than cold water when you're actually in need too, so I never mind that
This may be scientifically true, but it can't hydrate me if I don't drink it, and I'm about 1,000x more likely to drink it when it's nice and cold.
Not me, but I'll respect a difference of opinion. Drinking cold water on a hot day makes me have to shit immediately. Lukewarm water, I can clear my while 32oz Nalgene in one guzzle, no cap
that doesnt seem normal, most people dont have this problem. your bottle could be still dirty, or had some bacteria in it. i often drink cold in hot days, i never get this.
I love a sip of something cold but if I’m drinking water give it to me lukewarm.
I’m with you homie
Plastic. Also, just less easy to drink out of the wide mouth (which obviously has its benefits, and they make the insert to make it easier to drink from, anyway).
I like the wide mouth actually, love the sensation of dripping a bunch of water all over my chin in the summer (not joking.) Makes me feel like some kind of water slut.
this is probably going to be my favorite comment of the day.
welp. this is my introduction to owala. here we go
I’ve never owned a dedicated water bottle before and decided to get one. At random I picked Owala. I’d never heard of them but liked the way the lid worked. A few weeks later I see Owala everywhere.
I’m right on the front swell of a trend!
I have three of the water bottles on the image and I gotta say, I do really like the Owala. I’m personally a fan of straws but I vastly prefer having something that I can close and throw in a bag without it leaking. The Owala fits that. The only problem I’ve had is if I don’t clean it for a while. I only use water, but after a while the water I drink out of it will start to make my mouth feel dry and taste bad, if that makes any sense at all. I’ve found scrubbing the silicone seal on the lid makes a big difference.
(Also I’m a basic white middle aged bitch so I guess only having three of the bottles in the image is good… right? Bleh.)
plastic caps or parts are likely to get dirty faster, and you have to clean it out everday, i clean it with dish detergent once in a while as well. i use only hot water to clean.
I'm still looking for a fully stainless steel one with a stainless lid that has an unscrewable spout on a hinge like a metal flask, but large and water bottle shaped. All of these have plastic somewhere in the chain.
unfortunately those are usually the only good ones. i never seen a metal one with a spout. i have one that insulated , ecovessel that is a fully metal cap you can take off and drink from. something similar to the pic below.
I might just have to machine my own one of these days.
Yeah, my current favorite bottle is the yeti, but it still has plastic for the lid. If they ever made a stainless lid it'd be pretty close to the perfect bottle. Wide mouth that's super easy to clean, indestructible, replaceable seals, doesn't alter the flavor of the water, even after multiple days. Any bottle with a mouth that doesn't let me get my hand to the bottom, or doesn't let me see every part of every internal surface isn't cleanable enough for me.
I don't know, that timeline kind of just seems like what's on sale at Costco, which does seem to rotate every few years. Could be a chicken or the egg kind of situation or just simply a people-like-costco kind of observation too.
Oh my god. I've seen so many unbranded bottles just like the S'Well one and never knew where they came from. Guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000
Yetti rambler for the win, especially with the chug lid.
Based on GP comment's image, looks pretty similar to the hydroflask. What's the difference?
What about the dopper?
Don't mind me, I'm just a Contigo hipster
Still stuck in the past with a CamelBak